God Hates Goths

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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wild bill buttock
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I still can't decide whether its serious or not.But being as our American cousins are not reknown for ironic humour,We must fear the worst.
The shirts are ace though.

If the site was called GodhatesstupidAmericanspookykidsthatthinktheyaregothsbutwouldntknowagothifonebitthemonthearse I could understand....
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It's a parody.
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timsinister wrote:It's a parody.
I thought it was a web site? :urff:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:
timsinister wrote:It's a parody.
I thought it was a web site? :urff:
It's a parosite. :wink:
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The website's not related to the other godhates$INNOCENTPEOPLE websites set up by the c**t at Topeka, a quick DNS search shows that.
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this however isn't a parody but is so much better for it
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

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King of Byblos wrote:this however isn't a parody but is so much better for it
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

:lol:
Egads.

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King of Byblos wrote:this however isn't a parody but is so much better for it
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

:lol:
Oh my.... :urff:
On the whole, people are really quite disturbing aren't they?

Even if the Goth one is a parody - it is still grossly disturbing. EEEEiiiiieeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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but the list is so random...
"Merzbow" :?: 8)
then
"morrisey (?confused?)"

er i don't think so. there's nothing confusing about what he does with his gonads :lol:
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Parody or not - there is always a bit of truth. If its a parody it means that it exists in reality.
Scary what sort of people we are sharing this nice planet with - and i don't mean the goffs... :urff:
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Know the warning signs.
B. Graverobbing (such as bones)
J. Murder

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Real or not, it is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
"Murder" a tell tale sign. :notworthy: :notworthy:
Brilliant!
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I sent that "Love gods way website a helpful email.
Hello

Observation no.1

I think you'll find many of those bands are not even in the slightest bit "gay".

In fact most of them aren't. For crying out loud, every member of depeche mode is married, and that's just one example.
I noticed on your front page that you object to censorship over freedom of expression.

Observation no.2

Surely it is not wonderful that an actually gay band (e.g. the scissor sisters) can express themselves in a free and friendly world? I don't understand your websites way of thinking.

Observation no.3

Oscar Wilde was not a reformed homosexual. He was homosexual man, who was imprisoned. He then exiled himself to France were he went to a heterosexual brothel to "keep up his reputation back home". It is then well recorded that he said heterosexual intercourse is "like cold mutton" and then continued a homosexual lifestyle in secret, in the more forgiving French society.

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As a fully heterosexual male I struggle to come to terms with people saying that homosexuality isn't 'normal' or 'decent'. History and human nature has proved its an ever present part of human nature. Its also non destructive and positive, as it allows more people to love. I draw on Stephen Fry as backup here "Homosexuality is not about sodomy, although surely that does play a part. It is about expressing love for the person that you feel it towards, whatever gender." I'd also like to point out that (in recent years) he does not have sex with other men, as it does not appeal to him, but he still claims to be homosexual, and is proud of it.

I hope my feedback to your website has been helpful.

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Righteous!!! :notworthy:
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Ted Nugent (loincloth)
I'm truly speechless.I mean how can a loincloth be gay.Tarzan wore one and he wasn't a shirtlifter.
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wild bill buttock wrote:
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
I'm truly speechless.I mean how can a loincloth be gay.Tarzan wore one and he wasn't a shirtlifter.
Baltimora?
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James Blast wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
I'm truly speechless.I mean how can a loincloth be gay.Tarzan wore one and he wasn't a shirtlifter.
Baltimora?
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:innocent:
that someone remembers this jewel gives me new hope.


ohohohoho-oh-oh-oh---oh
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:hat someone remembers this jewel gives me new hope.

ohohohoho-oh-oh-oh---oh
Ohohohoho! Jess, a much overlooked piece of 'pop pap'. :D
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James Blast wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
I'm truly speechless.I mean how can a loincloth be gay.Tarzan wore one and he wasn't a shirtlifter.
Baltimora?
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OK,Smartypants if Baltimora was "on the other bus" why isn't he on the list then?

And I don't remember seeing that other bastion of heterosexual manliness-Bronski-beat,on it either.
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God hates goths...but

do goths care what God hates...and

is not God that knows no hate?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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