Internal Jukebox

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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As I said on the other thread, Ace of Spades is the only cure you'll ever need.
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smiscandlon wrote:As I said on the other thread, Ace of Spades is the only cure you'll ever need.
What about Orgasmatron?
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eotunun wrote:You confuse me.
Some people are easily confused.

Don't let it worry you, God loves all his children.
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smiscandlon wrote:Don't let it worry you, God loves all his children.
He doesn't love you. When I mentioned you in passing during one of my daily chats with The Lord, he called you a PIE! :wink: :lol: :P
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Big Si wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:As I said on the other thread, Ace of Spades is the only cure you'll ever need.
What about Orgasmatron?
No, what about Orgasmatron?
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smiscandlon wrote:
eotunun wrote:You confuse me.
Some people are easily confused.

Don't let it worry you, God loves all his children.
Thank you, father.
But it wasn´t The Cure.
:!: No, it wasn´t. :D or.. :) or.. :| .. :? No! No!
It.. umm..
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smiscandlon wrote:
Big Si wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:As I said on the other thread, Ace of Spades is the only cure you'll ever need.
What about Orgasmatron?
No, what about Orgasmatron?
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I almost forgot about that one! :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:Don't let it worry you, God loves all his children.
He doesn't love you. When I mentioned you in passing during one of my daily chats with The Lord, he called you a PIE! :wink: :lol: :P
And you're saying God doesn't love pies?
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smiscandlon wrote:Orgasmatron?
YES! :notworthy:
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smiscandlon wrote:
boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:Don't let it worry you, God loves all his children.
He doesn't love you. When I mentioned you in passing during one of my daily chats with The Lord, he called you a PIE! :wink: :lol: :P
And you're saying God doesn't love pies?
He prefers a nice flan.
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Thanks to CellThree earlier in this thread, I also now have Pat Benetar's Love is a battlefield on IJ... :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Let's see, my IJ consists of...

Queen - Flash Gordon

Flash, ah ah, saviour of the universe!
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Purple Light wrote:Let's see, my IJ consists of...

Queen - Flash Gordon

Flash, ah ah, saviour of the universe!
great one. I'll nick that for now.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Groovily enough, the late 90's Sister Ray is vibrating around the ample room in my bonce. Usually its Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords, equally groovily enough. 8)
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Planet Dave wrote:Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords, equally groovily enough. 8)
Thanks :notworthy: That one's driven out Pat Benetar now :lol:
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I often get Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach.
Just the refrain over and over again :urff:
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UtterlyBastardGroovy wrote:I often get Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach.
Just the refrain over and over again :urff:
You could do a whole lot worse. :D

Plus, you've just banished me "Dixie Land"! :notworthy:

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markfiend wrote:Thanks to CellThree earlier in this thread, I also now have Pat Benetar's Love is a battlefield on IJ... :lol:
Good job I haven't heard that one then!
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Thompson Twins - Dr. Dr. :|
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James Blast wrote:
BigSi wrote:this :wink: :twisted:
Dear Gawd! May ye burn in Hell!!! :evil:
me think he protest too much
im sure thats JB w4nking the 6 string!
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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:Och, he knows it's a wind up
Ne'ermind Keith, its burned intae ma Internal Jukebox!
Ya knob!!! :evil:
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:Och, he knows it's a wind up
Ne'ermind Keith, its burned intae ma Internal Jukebox!
Ya knob!!! :evil:
The Antidote :wink: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Oh do you think so! :wink: ;D :twisted:
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scotty wrote:"waaaahhhh.........waaaahhhh....waaaahhhh!!!" has been in my Head for 5 Weeks now :lol: :D
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James Blast wrote:
esox wrote:That You-Tube song I linked to in another thread, whose lyrics I can't type here :innocent: I couldn't get to sleep after hearing it the first time "Go on then, just this once....".
Ditto, ya bastard!
How and why did you find that, FFS?
I've got friends in low places who find this sort of stuff once in a while - suprised it's still on there....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOOGW0D8fZQ&eurl=
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