Heartland

What is the price of an sms?

But then again....who is my valentine...

After agreeing that neither one of us had the time to do anything I come home to a card, toblerone and Simpsons pyjamas


Nice and all but now I feel awful

A card, a bottle of wine, and a new set of headphones for her mp3 player

INCOMING! PONCE ALERT! INCOMING!

I shall be cooking my famous Ghanaian fish stew with plantain and yams whilse wearing my funky Ghanaian clothes. And maybe some Star beer to wash it down

I ain't Ghanaian but I went there once and for some reason the food and clothes turn Mrs Rafster all gooey...not literally of course, that would be disgusting.

depends where..

i didn't get anything, but that was expected, as we usually celebrate the wedding thing, and mr s did surpass himself with the roses this year

£97!?!

If that's what the average man spends then the average man needs to sit down & have a good chat with himself.

If I've got a bird at the time then I'll spend a fiver maybe.

No fiver spent today...

And the not-so-average bloke apparently spends GBP2150 on Valentines...
Clicky

Edible gold, wtf?

Although I might go down ASDA buy a card for £2 and stick a lottery ticket in it. She's a lucky girl. [/quote]

Thats a lottery ticket more than mine's getting!!

scotty wrote:.....£97 on Valentines Day

Right Guys, how are YOU going to spend?

not something we really do... but we are sappy gits anyway.
the local florists had 12 roses for £65!
you can get nearly 3 of these for that
http://www.worldlandtrust.org/supporting/gift.htm

timsinister wrote:

How's about you, Scotty? Considering how nice you are to Mags normally, what does she get at Valentines? A kiss before a gobful of abuse?

Excuse Me? apart from a lovely card, I went into Inverness and bought Mags an Bag & a Belt.............................






















































.......the Hoover is working a treat now

Ahráyeph wrote:Edible gold, wtf?

Been done before, commonly used in some cocktails (or even some ready-made liquors IIRC). It's gold leaf so you won't be getting much of it

Silly money though

King of Byblos wrote:

scotty wrote:.....£97 on Valentines Day

Right Guys, how are YOU going to spend?

not something we really do... but we are sappy gits anyway.
the local florists had 12 roses for £65!

I bought 10 for just over 2 quid.

Obviousman wrote:It's gold leaf so you won't be getting much of it

Aye, I remember reading that an ounce of gold leaf covers about an acre.

Research on wiki would tend to belie that though. 1 troy ounce covering an acre would be equivalent to 1 gram covering 130 square metres. But Wiki says that a gram will only cover 1 square metre. Still, that would mean that a square millimetre of gold leaf would weigh a microgram...

hallucienate wrote: I bought 10 for just over 2 quid.

There were loads down our local crematorium. I only took a few.

Purple Light wrote: If I've got a bird

Is that kind of talk indicative of your chat-up technique Alister?

So, anyway, from me...homemade card (with a picture of a pink tank on it), box of choccies (forever and always Mandys first love, which is more than fair enough), and as mentioned elsewhere, cooked tea of spicy thai sweetcorn soup follered by redcurrant roast lamb. Then off to cricket nets

For me...card (bought, pah!), bottle of Jack Daniels . Sorted!

Alister, pull this weekend mate, and be smug in the knowledge that you've just avoided having to shell out £9.70 or whatever.

Gripper wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I bought 10 for just over 2 quid.

There were loads down our local crematorium. I only took a few.

Planet Dave wrote:

Purple Light wrote: If I've got a bird

Is that kind of talk indicative of your chat-up technique Alister?

So, anyway, from me...homemade card (with a picture of a pink tank on it), box of choccies (forever and always Mandys first love, which is more than fair enough), and as mentioned elsewhere, cooked tea of spicy thai sweetcorn soup follered by redcurrant roast lamb. Then off to cricket nets

For me...card (bought, pah!), bottle of Jack Daniels . Sorted!

Alister, pull this weekend mate, and be smug in the knowledge that you've just avoided having to shell out £9.70 or whatever.

Aha!

As it happens there'll be a young lady accompanying me/us (or carrying, depends how drunk I am by then) to the Wendy House now.

Tried a bit of the Alister charm yesterday too... worked a treat.

Purple Light wrote:Aha!

As it happens there'll be a young lady accompanying me/us (or carrying, depends how drunk I am by then) to the Wendy House now.

Tried a bit of the Alister charm yesterday too... worked a treat.

Oh no! Birds! HELP!!!

A bowling ball with "Homer" written on it.

Can't go wrong.

Planet Dave wrote:
Oh no! Birds! HELP!!!

Does this mean we have to behave?

weebleswobble wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:
Oh no! Birds! HELP!!!

Does this mean we have to behave?

Fraid so Stephen. No lighting farts this weekend mate.

Purple Light wrote:Tried a bit of the Alister charm yesterday too... worked a treat.

As I recall from the HL Leeds Xmas Bash, the 'Alister charm' consisted (these are your words) of 'Do you like The Sisters Of Mercy?'.

silly question at one of those do's..