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i'm going to an art nouveau exhibition. and i'm quite tired but only just got up.
and the washing's on.
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emilystrange wrote:i'm going to an art nouveau exhibition. and i'm quite tired but only just got up.
and the washing's on.
I have a load waiting, dishwasher currently running and small child to bathe ;D
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smiscandlon wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:I'm not entirely sure the postcount works though ?

287 posts made (according to search)
259 posts made (according to panel on left)

Just the observation of a curious Carpathian, not a criticism !
It may not be an exact science ... but it gives a pretty good idea who the biggest gobshites are round here.
somehow i dont think the post counts are a good indicator of the gobsh!te factor round here!
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BTW, today i are be mostly using a 'bashing plate' to compact some hardcore for a wee summer house, them I'm going to cover it with sand and then compact that all down afterwards!
And if that wasn't enough fun for one day I'm off with my darling wife and our two niece's to go and see 'Charlottes web' later!
OOOOH, I struggle to contain myself sometimes!
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I've got a coffee.
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Ive just finished a nice glass of diet coke (hah!fat goff bar steward!)
and am now going to indulge in some Amber Leaf before I contine my gardening duties!
OOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!
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Yesterday went out on a date with a girl I barely knew, after having been introduced last week.

Turned out she's as wonderful as she is beautiful and we have date number 2 planned :D :D :D

Right now I am just getting out of bed after enjoying a saturday lie in, listening to a bit of the human league and about to indulge in a bit of breakfast/lunch. :D

should this be in "slightly happy today" ?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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Aren't women great?!?! ;D

I've got a day in planned with madam tomorrow, wonderful :D!
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Tonight I shall be getting very very drunk.
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just got back from the cinema to see 'charlottes web' which was ok
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Can anyone join in?
I read Charlotte's Web at school, so I think I'll give the film a miss
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Pista wrote:Can anyone join in?
I read Charlotte's Web at school, so I think I'll give the film a miss
people getting sloppy over a spider??!!
what is the world coming to?
(long overdue BTW IMHO!)
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.....and now i think of it, im upstairs in the computer nerve centre and the dog is downstairs.....................................being very quiet!
now THAT scares me!
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robertzombie wrote:Aren't women great?!?! ;D
Well, since you ask... no.
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ahem.
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Dark wrote:
robertzombie wrote:Aren't women great?!?! ;D
Well, since you ask... no.
:( :roll:
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bushman*pm wrote:BTW, today i are be mostly using a 'bashing plate' to compact some hardcore for a wee summer house
Things have come to a pretty pass when a chap's lady requires him to take his carefully collected stash of porn and destroy it in order to create a gazebo.
I myself have spent the day watching The Madness of King George in order to distract myself from cleaning my gaff in preparation for the arrival later this week of a delightful young lady (a Delta stewardess, no less) of Italian extraction whom I met last week and who is coming to spend next weekend enjoying some of the more dubious charms of a lecherous old Evil Bastard (I can only ascribe it to her inability to resist the allure of an English accent here in the colonies).
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EvilBastard wrote: her inability to resist the allure of an English accent.
I suffer from the same deficiency. :|
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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emilystrange wrote:ahem.
Sorry Miss Ems. If it's of any consolation, I don't find the alternative particularly wonderful at the moment, either.
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*hugs*
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canon docre wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: her inability to resist the allure of an English accent.
I suffer from the same deficiency. :|
Vell, in zis case, kom to me, mein liebchen, and let me talk to you in ze language of lof on ze subject of tea, ze vezzer, und ze steak und kidney puddinks!
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EvilBastard wrote:
canon docre wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: her inability to resist the allure of an English accent.
I suffer from the same deficiency. :|
Vell, in zis case, kom to me, mein liebchen, and let me talk to you in ze language of lof on ze subject of tea, ze vezzer, und ze steak und kidney puddinks!
I don't recall encouraging you to charm me with a bad German accent though. :innocent: :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Popadoms.
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canon docre wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
canon docre wrote: I suffer from the same deficiency. :|
Vell, in zis case, kom to me, mein liebchen, and let me talk to you in ze language of lof on ze subject of tea, ze vezzer, und ze steak und kidney puddinks!
I don't recall encouraging you to charm me with a bad German accent though. :innocent: :lol:
Ah-HA! So you admit that my bad German accent is charming, then?! :twisted:
Yes, Igor - soon vill she be in mein klutches und powerless to rezist! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha...
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