Funny who you meet in a lift...

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Not Biggy...but yer on the right lines

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Debaser wrote:Not Biggy...but yer on the right lines

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Quiffy...............Jo.................The Very Fat and Unsexy Goth? :innocent: :lol:
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LOL...nah..does Quiff look like he could even crash through a paper tissue?
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As a clue I'll explain I happened to be on a course in Leicester today.
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Debaser wrote:As a clue I'll explain I happened to be on a course in Leicester today.
EMWK?
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YAAAAY....any prize from the bottom shelf.

Sadly all I got to do was say Hi as I was extremely stressed and just desperate to leave the hell hole that is Leicester.

I am NEVER going back there. I shall boycott Walkers crisps forthwith...and the Leicester town planners will DIE DIE DIE!!!!
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he looks lovely behind a pushchair though :kiss: :kiss:
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awww....bless Lee! :twisted:

My initial reply was going to be "How the f**k am I suppossed to know who crawls the streets of Leicester..."

but what a stud to be caught in a lift with! :wink: :notworthy:
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quote:

Sadly all I got to do was say Hi



this truly, is the HL effect in effect!
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Debaser wrote:Yes it was a boy

the lift was going up and he was going erm....down
I hope that doesn't mean he farted?
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Debaser wrote:YAAAAY....any prize from the bottom shelf!!!!
I'm bloody great at Twenty questions Me :lol:
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When yer given a clue.....
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Debaser wrote:When yer given a clue.....
:oops: :lol:
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