Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 02:30
..and joining innick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice
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Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 02:33
Like in that episode of King Of The Hill where Hank went temporarily blind after walking in on his mother and her new boyfriend having it off on the kitchen tablenick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 02:36
I apparently did that, once. But I was about 3, so I'm told (so thankfully, I have no recollection)...nick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 02:59
Eek!SINsister wrote:I apparently did that, once. But I was about 3, so I'm told (so thankfully, I have no recollection)...nick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.
How was that one broken to you, Sinny? 
It's bloody traumatic enough when it actually occurs to you, in the course of learning about the birds and the bees, that your parents even do it at all...
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 07:52
It bloody is, I'm less inclined to throw my Parents out of the house, than Her parents were to throw me out!Nick wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 12:59
Combining elements from previous suggestions...
Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?
My mother never used to lock the door
Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?
My mother never used to lock the door
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 14:50
Ever walked in on your grandma in the bath?mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...
Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?
My mother never used to lock the door
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 15:34
I got filmed having sex on the field at college. 
I was more proud than uncomfortable.
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I was more proud than uncomfortable.
)Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 15:55
boudicca wrote:Eek!
It's bloody traumatic enough when it actually occurs to you, in the course of learning about the birds and the bees, that your parents even do it at all...
Urf! No sh*t. Actually, I don't quite remember when or how, but they got a laugh out of it for years, at my expense: Mom and Dad had gotten over it years ago (because I was but a wee one), but *I* never did, and I think they got no end of fun recollecting for me how I'd asked if I could play "horsey", too...
G*d, is my face red!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 15:58
Ugh! My parents never did, either. In fact, they used to accidentally walk in on us kids, too! I took to locking the bathroom door after that...mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...
Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?
My mother never used to lock the door
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 16:00
weebleswobble wrote:what about having a cr@p on your girlfreind and her parents walk in, don't you just hate that?
anyone?
anyone???
COAT!!!!
Easily sorted though...'ooh s**t, I seem to have mistaken your daughter for a toilet. Be a love and pass us the loo roll.'Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 16:04
Good grief. Are *all* guys obsessed with poo?!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 16:06
only those in the Leeds/Manchester environs 
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 16:14
Simply trying to provide practical and helpful advice to someone in a tight spot, on behalf of the Caring & Sharing Naaaaarthern Contingent.SINsister wrote:Good grief. Are *all* guys obsessed with poo?!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 18:18
It's a good thing I didn't start my coffee before reading this thread.SINsister wrote:I think they got no end of fun recollecting for me how I'd asked if I could play "horsey", too...
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 19:19
Worse when they catch you afterwards.scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice
A mother's imagination moves faster than I do
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 19:25
you're all very strange and disturbed, but i must say WeeblesWobble is head and shoulders above the rest, and for that sir...
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 19:33
No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself! 
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:27
....whilst boning the mutt?mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...
Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?
My mother never used to lock the door
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:30
What..................nothing?SINsister wrote:No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:31
Nothing. 
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:31
not even venturing within these walls?scotty wrote:What..................nothing?SINsister wrote:No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:33
That hardly qualifies as "disturbing". Hmm. Maybe my take on what's "disturbing" has nowt to do with any of yours..?
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:35
im an open minded kind of guy, try me!
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 20:37
Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing... 