Heartland

boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!

I am? But you get *millions*...


*Goes off to sulk*

Arch Deviant wrote:

boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!

Fortunately it's me that's here so I get first, second and third choice

Hey, you've already got *2*!

SINsister wrote:

Arch Deviant wrote:

boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!

Fortunately it's me that's here so I get first, second and third choice

Hey, you've already got *2*!

They're girls. Here, they have boy's who look like girls dressing as boys.

That could get confusing!

Well Archie, if you do find any spare bona fide chaps over there, do feel free to airmail them over...

Damn

Make sure to eat lots of proper Japanese food, buy lots of records (seems Japanese pressings are some of the most precious records after all ) and have loads of fun - which you obviously would

Arch Deviant wrote:They're girls. Here, they have boy's who look like girls dressing as boys.

Yes, and *I've* got neither. So pfffft!

Aye, very good.............................now where's the pictures of you mates in Bikinis on a beach?

boudicca wrote:That could get confusing!

Well Archie, if you do find any spare bona fide chaps over there, do feel free to airmail them over...

Confusing is good. More exciting.
Bona fide chaps ? No such thing. They all want to be something else - girls usually

SINsister wrote:I just want a pretty (long-haired, almond-eyed, skinny, pale) 6-footer! There's gotta be at least 1 tall boy over there, right?

Right. Back to booze. *Sigh*

You need an elf?

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

SINsister wrote:I just want a pretty (long-haired, almond-eyed, skinny, pale) 6-footer! There's gotta be at least 1 tall boy over there, right?

Right. Back to booze. *Sigh*

You need an elf?

IZ.

Actually, yes. But a tall Japanese boy would do in a pinch. Sadly, I'm about as likely to encounter either... Nevertheless, I don't recall mentioning anything about pointy ears..?


Btw, not only am I an alien, but I'm also an elf. I might've failed to mention that bit. Hmm.

Here ye go. No-one want him anyway

little whiner...pfff

IZ.

ICK. Uh, no. I only like brunettes. He's not pretty, anyway.


And NO whiners!

This is an Elf.

NOW we're talking!

Yum!

IZ.

Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

*Exactly*.

SINsister wrote:

Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

*Exactly*.

Actually miss Sin she looks like you! Or have I been looking at the wrong pics of you?

SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.

Just grab two and stack'em.

Arch Deviant wrote:

SINsister wrote:

Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

*Exactly*.

Actually miss Sin she looks like you! Or have I been looking at the wrong pics of you?

Thank you for that. Sadly, I've not got blue eyes nor long hair and I'm probably old enough to be her mom.

nowayjose wrote:

SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.

Just grab two and stack'em.

And thus, Tetris was invented!

Nice one, Jose

IZ.

nowayjose wrote:

SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.

Just grab two and stack'em.

Bwahahahaha!

SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.

I think that in relative terms the Japanese are very strange, the ultimate island nation.

While living in Japan, my brother went to get his haircut and was offered a pornographic magazine to peruse while he waited.

My own personal favourite... I was introduced, in a bar near my home, to a Japanese couple (friends of my girlfriend) who had come on holiday for a few days. The man immediately asked if he and I could "swap skin". When I asked which drink I could get him, phrased "what drink would you like?", he answered "breast milk". Best of all was a bag they carried around with them at all times, which contained their "baby". At first, I thought it was some kind of sick joke, but the baby turned out to be a life-sized toy, resembling something in between a human child and a chimpanzee. When I seemed curious about this thing in the bag, they showed me several photos of the three of them posing happily together.

Mr. Wah wrote:

SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.

I think that in relative terms the Japanese are very strange, the ultimate island nation.

While living in Japan, my brother went to get his haircut and was offered a pornographic magazine to peruse while he waited.

My own personal favourite... I was introduced to a Japanese couple (friends of my girlfriend). The man immediately asked if he and I could "swap skin". When I asked which drink I could get him, phrased "what drink would you like?", he answered "breast milk". Best of all was a bag they carried around with them at all times, which contained their "baby". At first, I thought it was some kind of sick joke, but the baby turned out to be a life-sized toy, resembling something in between a human child and a chimpanzee. When I seemed curious about this thing in the bag, they showed me several photos of the three of them posing happily together.

I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.

Arch Deviant wrote: I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.

As I think I implied, my girlfriend.

I hope you haven't taken offence.

Mr. Wah wrote:

Arch Deviant wrote: I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.

As I think I implied, my girlfriend.

I hope you haven't taken offence.

No reason for me to take offence, I'm not a Japanese oddball. But I may know a few by the end of the week

Arch Deviant wrote: No reason for me to take offence, I'm not a Japanese oddball. But I may know a few by the end of the week

I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun.