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smiscandlon wrote:Motorhead - Orgasmatron
Have you actually tried having sex to that song ?! :eek: :urff:
Even HC has its limits... :roll: :lol:
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"If You Don't Want to F*ck Me Baby, Baby F*ck Off" by Wayne (Jayne? ) County

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smiscandlon wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Gainsbourg and Birkin - Je t' aime, moi non plus.
Nah, far too obvious.
Oh, and for the same reason Jess, please avoid using any Marvin Gaye song that rhymes oven with lovin'...

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Prince...he's too sexy....
or james brown...sex machine
...but...some kind of stranger come inside.....can be good
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Slave To Lust - The Mish :lol:

Now I'll defend Wayne as much as I can, but even I'll admit it's a terrible, toe-curler of a song :oops:

My two-penneth? Owt by the 'Mode from Music For The Masses onwards.

Kinky :wink:
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I'm chuckling to myself reading this thread because none of the stuff mentioned thus far makes me think of sex at all. In fact, a lot of it would spur me on to want to dance (well, more like flail around like an idiot) and sing along, (or possibly giggle along - Barry White's over-the-top, "hey, baby" dulcet tones come to mind, lol! :lol:), rather than seductively provoking thoughts of...*ahem*. Maybe it's the whole being an alien thing, hehe. Seriously, I don't get it. ;D :roll:

Anyway, as you were.
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Anything by Napalm Death , Cos once the songs done ..So am I :(

Nah seriously..

Kate Bush : The man with the child in his eyes . That normally works fellas, helps her think your sensitive and that candles and jasmine aren't just there to mask the fact your leccy has been cut off and some thing smells in the house that shouldn't. Oh...

And basically anything that muffles the sound of her going 'Ewwww what was that ..no seriously what just happened ?"

But Sin, come on, your asking a load of hairy arsed blokes about music to 'make love ' to ? You should know by now, men can perform if there was an air raid siren going off or there in a waterlogged tent at the Reading festival down wind to the port-a-cabins down on a warm night. And it's not even the woman you went t the festival with in the first place.
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Ramone wrote:But Sin, come on, your asking a load of hairy arsed blokes about music to 'make love ' to ? You should know by now, men can perform if there was an air raid siren going off or there in a waterlogged tent at the Reading festival down wind to the port-a-cabins down on a warm night. And it's not even the woman you went t the festival with in the first place.
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"I know nothing of it."

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***TMI ALERT***
I once practised a 'reverse maneuver' :innocent: on a rather dirty bitch from Pontefract to the strains of Closer by NIN
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James Blast wrote:...Closer by NIN[/size]
The first time I heard "Closer," I thought the opening bit sounded exactly like "The Stroke" by Billy Squier. :lol: :roll:

@Blasty: I don't think I want to know what that means. :urff:
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let's just say it was NWS Wreckless ;D
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James Blast wrote:let's just say it was NWS Wreckless ;D
Well, duh, lol! :lol: :P :wink:
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James Blast wrote:***TMI ALERT***
I once practised a 'reverse maneuver' :innocent: on a rather dirty bitch from Pontefract to the strains of Closer by NIN
running somebody's dog over in your car with the stereo on too loud ?
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Dr. Moody wrote:running somebody's dog over in your car with the stereo on too loud ?
That's the chap! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dr. Moody wrote:
James Blast wrote:***TMI ALERT***
I once practised a 'reverse maneuver' :innocent: on a rather dirty bitch from Pontefract to the strains of Closer by NIN
running somebody's dog over in your car with the stereo on too loud ?
LOL! Nice. :lol: :notworthy:
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How's about
The Cramps: Goo Goo Muck
Cocteaus: Pearly Dewdrops
The Cult: Fire Woman
The Cure: If Only Tonight We Could Sleep...
Jimi Hendrix: Foxy Lady
Bowie: Cracked Actor, Soul Love
The Donnas: Take Me To The Back Seat, Take It Off
Elastica: Vaseline
Garbage: Cherry Lips
Icincle Works: Love is A Wonderful Colour, Sure Thing
Kate Bush: Somewhere in Between
Morningwood: Baybysitter
New Order: Temptation
Patti Smith: Dancing Barefoot
Placebo: Pure Morning
The Furs: Heaven, Into You Like A Train
Raveonettes: Little Animal
Rose Of Avalanche: American Girls
Sisters: YCBTO 8)

Well, that's me spent :lol:
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*Boggles*
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Portishead...

and Sex (I'm a) by Berlin or by Lovage (probably the last one..)
Introducing....Gothzilla?!?
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The Nefilim ~ Penetration
Penetration ~ Don't Dictate
The Dictators ~ Sleeping With The TV On
Television ~ Penetration

see what I did there? ;D
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Fine, if we're doing bad suggestions too:
Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
Murderdolls - Let's f**k
Bad Manners - Ne-Ne Na-Na Na-Na Nu-Nu

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James Blast wrote:The Nefilim ~ Penetration
Penetration ~ Don't Dictate
The Dictators ~ Sleeping With The TV On
Television ~ Penetration
I happen to not only have all those tunes on cassette or 12" but have 'done it' with (a lady) with all of them playing 8)

Next!
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AHA! *Now* I know what "bangin' choon" really means, hahahahaha! :lol: :lol: :lol:

(Sorry, Claire! ;D :wink: :P)
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Cunnilingus to "We Hunger" by Siouxsie was an interesting experience.

London After Midnight - Your Best Nightmare

Decided not to go overboard, as long lists have already been submitted. It would be good to get LAM on national television and its an excellent song for the deed.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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I'm sure we can get filthier (sorry Jess) :|
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Maisey wrote
Cunnilingus to "We Hunger" by Siouxsie was an interesting experience
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:eek:
Decided not to go overboard
Too late!

Heaven - Psychedelic Furs
All of this and Nothing - Pyschedelic furs
'I have reason to believe' he said, 'that one of you has been going out at night!'
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