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Oh no..... of course not... erm...

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come back!
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I'll do anything for a girl who waves her flower at me.
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stop being a victim! :twisted:


listened to that Tones On Tail boot yet? :innocent:
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smiscandlon wrote:I'll do anything for a girl who waves her flower at me.
uh-oh... did I read a smutty innuendo there or was it just my friday night fantasy? :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:I'll do anything for a girl who waves her flower at me.
uh-oh... did I read a smutty innuendo there or was it just my friday night fantasy? :twisted:
:innocent: :lol:
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well I wouldn't Jess and I'm a tart
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.. sorry I meant 'bloke'
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... 'bloke tart'?
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James Blast wrote:well I wouldn't Jess and I'm a tart
You wouldn't what?
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it's getting improbably hot for a bidet thread, doesnt it gentlemen? :innocent:

EDIT: or should I've said "gentleman & tart" now that JB confessed.... :innocent: :lol:
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just trying to keep the "gallus HL" banter going, I'll shut up now... :|

shall I? :cry:
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No banter, no Heartland. :lol:
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James Blast wrote:just trying to keep the "gallus HL" banter going, I'll shut up now... :|

shall I? :cry:
of course you should not! We left-overs need to stick together.

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P.S. what is "gallus"??
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canon docre wrote:P.S. what is "gallus"??
galluses |ˈgaləsiz| plural noun informal suspenders for trousers. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: plural of gallus, variant of gallows.

and that's so wrong in a Scottish context, 'Gallus' means brave, has a lot of front, could attack - think Mel Gibson :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Happy Birthday Steve-O! ;D

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hope you got drunk and everything is OK. 8)
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Happy Birthday Steven 8) 8)
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Happy birthday AGAIN Steven! :wink:
Hope you had a nice day.

Aren't you lucky I didn't sing at you as last year :P :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Happy birthday AGAIN Steven! :wink:
Hope you had a nice day.

Aren't you lucky I didn't sing at you as last year :P :lol:
Thank you!

What was it I said at the time? Oh yes:

"To look at you, you’d think you’d sing like an angel ... but in actual fact you sound like a trapped boy."

:twisted: :lol:
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a trapped fart is closer
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Singing like a trapped fart?

By Jove, I believe you've just invented a smashing new phrase!
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Me!? Catchphrases!?


Nivir!!! :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Me!? Catchphrases!?
I know!

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Get Thee Behind Me Stan!



that was an early one that never caught on :|
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Hope you had a stonking birthday Padre. 8)
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