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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:

markfiend wrote:Ah don't worry John, it's not the first time I've been called arrogant.

Nor the last, you arrogant barsteward!

It's a pisser though when you take a break and settle down to watch some cyber handbags at ten paces and it all just peters out ...

* reseals the pop corn and goes back to work with a flounce *

SINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel...

paint it black wrote:

SINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel...

Eminem has one that goes like that

I feel like Roger irrelevant now though

Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.

Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.

smiscandlon wrote:

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.

Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.

Yeah, "rattle your dags" means, like, "get a move on".

boudicca wrote:Can anyone tell me the length of a blue whale, just out of interest?

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.

Planet Dave wrote:

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.

Dya know, all this thread derailment is ruining HL.

Giz a peek at the menu when you get there.