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nowayjose wrote:God is like G.W. Bush, only more perverted.

Glad to have enlightened you.

who is more perverted?

psichonaut wrote: who is more perverted?

The Holy Bible holds all the answers you need on that question.

It's "unbeliever", btw. Just to get that beam out of mine eye.

nowayjose wrote: It's "unbeliever", btw. Just to get that beam out of mine eye.

I wanted to say that, but I figured I should cut Marco a bit of slack as I learnt Italian to Higher level, then duly forgot every single word

markfiend wrote:http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

WICCA: Witchcraft Repackaged for Lonely Fat People

This one had me laughing out loud.
..and the most interesting one is their statenment that John Paul II burns in hell. I'd like to know what the Vatican folks will think of that?
Another holy war?

The reader mail is my favourite part on Landover Baptist. A lot of people seemingly really don't get that it's a joke.

markfiend wrote:The reader mail is my favourite part on Landover Baptist. A lot of people seemingly really don't get that it's a joke.

..Think of anyone special here?


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markfiend wrote:http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Thats too funny
The free downloadable Samhein masks are particularly amusing, loved the "TAMPONS ARE SATAN'S LITTLE COTTON FINGERS!" quote

I think all religions are stupid (except mine obviously) but if people want to run websites like godTube then thats fine, freedom of speech is important...

boudicca wrote:

nowayjose wrote: It's "unbeliever", btw. Just to get that beam out of mine eye.

I wanted to say that, but I figured I should cut Marco a bit of slack as I learnt Italian to Higher level, then duly forgot every single word

you can try the same. .... i can understand better a bad italian than a good english

Stopped for a last-minute cup of coffee and a bite to eat on the road last night at a very out-of-the-way cafe in a hick town on the border between Pennsylvania and New York State. I should've known that the place was run by G*d-botherers just by its name ("Epiphany"), but chose to ignore it. I realized my mistake when I noticed the xtian propaganda all over the shop's public notice board *and* the leaflet in the ladies' room. (And there I was with my Jesu t-shirt from the show Saturday night - wonder what the owner of the coffee shop made of that..? )

I-yi-yi...

Planet Dave wrote:Entirely immoral? Blimey you've certainly got a good handle on me, Dei.

HA! And me! Though actually, I prefer to think of myself as "amoral," rather than "immoral." I've got a personal moral code to which I adhere, but it's got very little to do with societally-conceived notions of morality, and nothing whatsoever to do with religion. I'm using the aforementioned labels simply because it's tough to talk about this kind of thing without a frame of reference...