Heartland

Erudite wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:

Boobies and Star Wars

The question is, would you want to see her in that costume now?

No comment really.
Just a nice picture innit?

not bad

foam, baked beans, chocolate and a bolster, Oh! yes

Ye gods Blast, what crawled up your fundamental orifice and died? Next time open a window, then stick your hairy backside out of it and launch one.

Carrie Fisher? Then, yes. Now, no thanks. Gillian Anderson, however....

it's the medication I'm on, honest

It's rude to open a four-pack of lager, and leave the others, isn't it? I mean, they want to be back with their mate, surely?

timsinister wrote:It's rude to open a four-pack of lager, and leave the others, isn't it? I mean, they want to be back with their mate, surely?

Well, technically speaking, you could pour the others down the loo then, but it just wouldn't be right eh?

Well, I had a whole day recovering from last night's birtday party, it was really FAB! Stood shaking at Suicide Commando, Aphex Twin and old Thrash and Punk all night till 4.30 Sam and I got some nice pressies (one of them is spinning happily in me CD player as we speak) and the crowd was VERY enthousiastic. Music was, as said, super as always...

I have to say that, while I still feel 20 in mind, my body clearly stated today that I'm 33

IZ.

isn't 33 a pub?

and why not...

Have you read the pish that them havering bints are on about
No wonder bloody HEAT, NOW & CLOSER sell as many copies , they'll be on about Cheryl and Ashley Cole getting back together again soon, you'll see

Anyway, Tits, Bums, Farts, Drink, Football & ATOMIC KITTEN only here

AMEN! Brother

curried air biscuit?

James Blast wrote:AMEN! Brother

curried air biscuit?

Nib-Nob?

a Nib-Nob and a nice wee cuppa laced wi summat

Thanking Yew!

James Blast wrote:a Nib-Nob and a nice wee cuppa laced wi summat

Thanking Yew!

Have they breached the subject of Cushions yet? they like all kinds of soft furnishings do the Girlies

Dunno, it's scary in there.

I did notice this:

If we could also refrain from bitching about whatever Z-list celebrities women go into toilet cubicles in twos to talk about (yes gents, that's really all they do in there).

And there I was thinking it was to have races!

Are we allowed to take quotes?
I mean should there be rules or something?


Actually. Am I bovvered?

Looks like Hexe Luciferia is looking for a bloke.

wehey

*washes behind ears*

*Goes off to peek at the ladies thread.*

Pista wrote:Looks like Hexe Luciferia is looking for a bloke.

wehey

*washes behind ears*

unfortunately us fat, balding, overweight, ex goths ain't exactly what they're lookin for







i'm still trying to figure if there was anything positive in that statement

...but anyone mentioned they don't like married men

James Blast wrote:foam, baked beans, chocolate and a bolster, Oh! yes

An Austrian mail-order bride seems perfect if you ask me!

Big Si wrote:Ladz! Ladz! The Stripper's arrived

Yeah, I know.

(come on, the ladies are peeking into this thread as well.. )

EDIT: Oh lord, Hexe appears to like the skinny angrodynous boys.. sorry.

We're making great progress dudes ( ok, guys then) this is great can you just feel the pressure and negativity lifting off you. No banal questions about sports and "Does this make me look fat ?"( the answer is always yes - cos you are) and is she prettier than me ?( again - yes, even Stevie Wonder would agree on that one) No talk about sitcoms, Big Brother , Paris Hilton or the price of tampons - this is such a haven .

Today : went to the Fiveways pub with my hetro life mate, had many beers watched the footie on the big screen and then rounded it off with a Chinese ( don't know the name - I was drunk) and no back to the boxers and silly smiles all round - I just love it.

Yes, I've peeked at the 'female forum' and they are yammering on about..well who really cares, we don't listen at the best of times and by Christ I'm not going to start now, am I !! ?

Vive Le Revolution !!

Andie wrote: unfortunately us fat, balding, overweight, ex goths ain't exactly what they're lookin for

Speak for yourself mate. I'm 10 and half stone and not balding at all.

James Blast wrote:curried air biscuit?

Not now James, we're busy. Just stick a cork in it for now and keep brewing. That way we can use you to shoot chavs with later.

Reet then, I need a drink. Where's me bottle of Newcastle's finest gone?

Excellent! I'm a bit of a girley bloke as well, but if there is one thing in life that woman have never understood it's the total awesomeness of everything to do with Arnold Swartzenegger. You'd think that a huge muscley bloke would be right up their allies, but no! To a woman they don't understand.



Let's be honest, if you need to ask why he punched the camel, you wouldn't understand the reason anyway.

How about we all get together, crack open a drink or 10 and try and count how many people get killed in commando eh lads?