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I saw a very fit young Goff yesterday, and in an Art School too! ... I had to look away - I'm too old, but she could be 'the one' for a Heartland peer perhaps? :twisted: - You lucky, lucky s*d ... Grrrr, Gnash Gnip etc.

Dum de dum and so forth ... :innocent:
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- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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The phrase "Can Of (Dead) Worms" comes to mind! LOL

Well I am *cough* 37 and still into "GOFF" and look it too - OK the hair is no longer back-combed - (look at the my pic!) - But is still long

I consider myself "fit" from a Goth perpsective - and to anyone who wants to disagree its hand puppet time
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SINsister wrote:<---fit ex-g*ff ;)
Agreed 1000%
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reactiv8 wrote:I saw a very fit young Goff yesterday, and in an Art School too! ... I had to look away - I'm too old, but she could be 'the one' for a Heartland peer perhaps? :twisted: - You lucky, lucky s*d ... Grrrr, Gnash Gnip etc.

Dum de dum and so forth ... :innocent:
But how young is too young ? - Its all relative - is more than a 10 year age gap bad? - or is only right and proper that people of like-minded views and intetests should "Get It On"

I have friends, in couples, whos age gaps are vast, and for the most part the woman is the younger one and more mature and stable LOLOLOLOLOL
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I believe in "like mindedness" more than "like ageness" (I know it doesn't exist and I know I'll be burn alive for writing it down but you know...).
Sometimes 19 years old boys are much more sound than, let's say 40 something guys...and viceversa, obviously.
But as long as two (or three, :wink: :lol: ) people get along well, age doesn't really count that much...
Or does it? :wink:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:Sometimes 19 years old boys are much more sound than, let's say 40 something guys...
...and usually have nicer-looking faces and bodies, too! ;D :twisted:
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emilystrange wrote:fit male goths of a certain age are a rare breed. our ladies are all rather fine...
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@Emily - What exactly do you mean by "Certain Age" ? TIA
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SINsister wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:Sometimes 19 years old boys are much more sound than, let's say 40 something guys...
...and usually have nicer-looking faces and bodies, too! ;D :twisted:
Exactly, which is a huuge plus. :twisted:
Gosh...no...my dirty mind...starting again...
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Muahahahaha! ;) :kiss:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:I believe in "like mindedness" more than "like ageness" (I know it doesn't exist and I know I'll be burn alive for writing it down but you know...).
Sometimes 19 years old boys are much more sound than, let's say 40 something guys...and viceversa, obviously.
But as long as two (or three, :wink: :lol: ) people get along well, age doesn't really count that much...
Or does it? :wink:
@ Hexe - I totally agree - Age makes very little difference to me on a personal level. On a Romantic level I prefer she to be 25 plus, but saying that I know 19/20/21 Year old women who I have much more in common with than women the same as as myself.
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
SINsister wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:Sometimes 19 years old boys are much more sound than, let's say 40 something guys...
...and usually have nicer-looking faces and bodies, too! ;D :twisted:
Exactly, which is a huuge plus. :twisted:
Gosh...no...my dirty mind...starting again...
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@ Hexe - YOU and SINNY are just as bad as eachother - and I love it! ;D
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Andy TG wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
SINsister wrote: ...and usually have nicer-looking faces and bodies, too! ;D :twisted:
Exactly, which is a huuge plus. :twisted:
Gosh...no...my dirty mind...starting again...
*throws herself under a very cold shower*
@ Hexe - YOU and SINNY are just as bad as eachother - and I love it! ;D
:innocent: :innocent: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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I'd do me :)
























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weebleswobble wrote:I'd do me :)
























wait, isn't that spanking the plank?

but then, sometimes we are the best lovers of ourselves... :wink:
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Now the topic goes Koala..
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eotunun wrote:Now the topic goes Koala..
about fookin' time :wink:
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weebleswobble wrote:
eotunun wrote:Now the topic goes Koala..
about fookin' time :wink:
Koala - whats that about Koala's - This I need to know - its a puppet thing
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Ha! I've yet to see any goffs around my neck of the woods fit or otherwise * climbs back into the pit *
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weebleswobble wrote:I'd do me :)
Is that your polite impression of Bufallo Bill from Silence Of The Lambs? ;D
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I'd do me :)

wait, isn't that spanking the plank?
but then, sometimes we are the best lovers of ourselves... :wink:
Masturbation is having sex with someone you really care about :lol:
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The reason you never meet any fit young goths is because they all hang around with me.

If you care to look to the right of my band photo/avatar you will meet young Daisy. And those of you that have met Peaches (my other half) can back me up when I say that she's probably one of the hottest gothlets on the entire earth :)

She is sometimes a red head

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And sometimes has black hair

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She does the doors for Vagabonds, which is a new night opened up in London if you want more proof :D

I know what you mean. There are a lot of fat 50 year old goths, but the reason for that is that most of the old goths from 1985 have put on a little bit of weight.

And although I'm gothic as f**k and the lady in the above photos is a Bauhaus and Cure devotee, reformation gigs from early 80's goff bands isn't the best place to find eye candy (unless you consider me to be eye candy :wink: ). I suggest places like the slimelight; I have never seen so much bare naked, barely legal and brutally gothic female specimens all in one place.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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:eek: Yeah Peaches is a Hot Gothlet! - Ya lucky man! :roll:

Oh, and I'm pre-1985 and I sure as hell ain't 50-something or fat! I've got a very large piercing too - In my right leg, so I limp like Gene Vincent ... Is that 8) I dunno? ... :roll: :innocent:

Here's one of the Great Man 'yesterday', albeit not limping, but ya get the drift, eh?

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:notworthy: :wink: - Goes off humming to Gene singing 'Woman Love' ...
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Andy TG wrote:
reactiv8 wrote:I saw a very fit young Goff yesterday, and in an Art School too! ... I had to look away - I'm too old, but she could be 'the one' for a Heartland peer perhaps? :twisted: - You lucky, lucky s*d ... Grrrr, Gnash Gnip etc.

Dum de dum and so forth ... :innocent:
But how young is too young ? - Its all relative - is more than a 10 year age gap bad? - or is only right and proper that people of like-minded views and intetests should "Get It On"

I have friends, in couples, whos age gaps are vast, and for the most part the woman is the younger one and more mature and stable LOLOLOLOLOL
:innocent: I agree vast age gaps are great, but I've always preferred older women, and given a choice I'd say: Yowza to Debbie Harry! - 'afterwards' I'd be able to talk to her for hours and hours and hours! - Bliss! :wink:

She's fit too, and she ain't a Goff!
- Now there's a thought: Goff meets Country!

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:innocent: :urff:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I'd do me :)
























wait, isn't that spanking the plank?

but then, sometimes we are the best lovers of ourselves... :wink:
I't's the only time I get to make love to someone I really respect :innocent:
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There's a fair few fit Goths knocking around here, aren't there? :lol: :wink:
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