When I die, I want to be reincarnated as...

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Anyhoot, back on topic:

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I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I'm thinking eagle \m/ 8)
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Kate Beckinsale's gyneacologist :D

sorry..I'll get me coat :(
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I thought goths were already undead.

Anyhoo, I'd like to come back as an AC Cobra with a 5 litre engine in it that only ran on leaded petrol and burnt oil like a bus, or as Jesus (again).
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Well, if we're going that way, I'd say the cow that was killed to make Blixa Bargeld's leather trousers...
Abbatoir blues? Not bloody likely, I'd go to my death with a moo of unadulterated glee ;D
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An amoeba.

Or a mugwort.

Or myself (v1.02a)
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Syberberg wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:I'm very much a rat. I was probably a rat before, I'm pretty damn rattish now and I'm more than happy to be a rat again.
That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).
Replace "horse" with "rat" and that pretty much sums up my existance! :lol:
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itnAklipse wrote: Or a mugwort.
As in the plant? C'mon, if you're going to be a plant you want to be something cool like a venus flytrap or a bay tree!
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Rats kick rat's arse 8)
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Me, 'cause I'd do most of it again, but even bigger....




























that or a lesbian :)
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SINsister wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Well Sinnie at least you are like a bird that can fly away...
Aye. But thankfully, I don't sing like this... ;)
Indeed! All I know is that you sing under the shower. :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:All I know is that you sing under the shower. :wink:
...and everywhere else, provided that no one's around to hear... ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Syberberg wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Syberberg wrote: In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
What a short life span of something that's a chemical...

Don't think how you might want to escape this life unto the other, what would you like to become? Is Amphetamine sulphate is still your answer?
Ah, but does Amphetamine sulphate breakdown in the body, or pass intact? (I honestly don't know the answer to that one).

As for a serious answer, I (believe) know exactly what's going to happen to my soul upon the moment of my death. Unfortunately, however, I don't discuss my spirituality and beliefs in public. They are a private matter. Sorry. :oops:
I'm not sure either but if I had to guess I would say breakdown in the body. Oh don't worry about the serious answer, all that's private should stay that way! :wink:
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i feel i was a Vulture, in my "last" life....then now i'm paying the sins i did..... :(
then, in my next life.....?.....good question!!!! ;D
....maybe....a dung beetle....to pay the sins i did in my 2 last lives ;D :innocent: :innocent:
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SINsister wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:All I know is that you sing under the shower. :wink:
...and everywhere else, provided that no one's around to hear... ;)
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Maybe you should give yourself a bit more credit or is it that bad?
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MadameButterfly wrote:
SINsister wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:All I know is that you sing under the shower. :wink:
...and everywhere else, provided that no one's around to hear... ;)
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Maybe you should give yourself a bit more credit or is it that bad?
Ok, ok, in an attempt to be a little more fair to myself (which is something I'm usually not - I'm pretty much my own worst enemy! :( :roll:), it's really more the former than the latter.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
SINsister wrote: ...and everywhere else, provided that no one's around to hear... ;)
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Maybe you should give yourself a bit more credit or is it that bad?
Ok, ok, in an attempt to be a little more fair to myself (which is something I'm usually not - I'm pretty much my own worst enemy! :( :roll:), it's really more the former than the latter.
You go girl! See with work we can bring out the better points of you into something positive! So you'll be a bird that can really sing amazing choons to wake up the world in the morning?! :wink: 8)
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No, that's me :wink:
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boudicca wrote:No, that's me :wink:
I didn't realize eagles could sing! :?
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Liz MacClarnon's Tampon :D
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Nothing. I want to be a spirit and goose people.
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scotty wrote:Liz MacClarnon's Tampon :D
You stuck-up tw@, you :lol:
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scotty wrote:Liz MacClarnon's Tampon :D
That's the right bloody answer! :D
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