Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:30
But I always thought....boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
Heartland
The Sisters of Mercy Forum
https://myheartland.co.uk/
Is Heartland more interesting than porn?
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Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:31
EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote:15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
Oh dear, mr. Bastard, you need to watch more p0rn dear sir!Good heavens....
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:35
"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote:
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:36
I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?!weebleswobble wrote:"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote:
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You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years!EvilBastard wrote:I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?!weebleswobble wrote:"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote: Foreplay? What's that?
Shame.
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:46
ApparentlyMadameButterfly wrote:You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years!
Shame.
If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:47
You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.
Oo-er
Oo-er
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:56
boudicca wrote:You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.
Oo-er
Hee!
Yeah listen to her gentlemen!I'm sure Andy TG could help them work things out...
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:57
Nah, he's Welsh 
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 20:58
What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:00
Oh okay, I have no ideaboudicca wrote:Nah, he's Welsh
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:02
Heartland is Porn.........it's full of Kunts and Dicks 
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:19
He's here all week, folks! 
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:26
Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice?SINsister wrote:What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:45
Hmm. So she *didn't* forgive you, then...
Sorry, man.Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:51
Hey, no worriesSINsister wrote:
Hmm. So she *didn't* forgive you, then...
I don't know that I would have forgiven me either Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 21:55
"Love is a burning thingEvilBastard wrote:Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice?SINsister wrote:What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
her lips are on fire
her lips are on fire."!!
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 22:09
I can't say I wank to Heartland or go off-topic in porn.
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 23:16
Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 00:18
Arse, one hand on the keyboard, the other.....Dark wrote:I can't say I wank to Heartland or go off-topic in porn.
Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 00:38
I don't know don't all look in this direction...
*ducks*
Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 00:41
*ahem*
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 00:53
Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want?MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 02:14
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Posted: 23 Mar 2008, 02:20
Hmmm...sounds interesting actually! Yeah me wants please!EvilBastard wrote:Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want?MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
Do you have my address? Tell me what your genre is and I'll send something in return from Holland!