Heartland

Ok, I haven't really understood it, but you can count me in anyway. I'm ace at playing myself.

Syberberg wrote:Ah, hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. Count me in, as long as you don't mind me constantly wearing shades that is.

But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

SINsister wrote:I'll have to see your coloring in person of course, Steven, to figure out which foundation, concealer, powder, and shadow shades will work best with your skin tone.

My colouring? Erm, pasty-faced goth about covers it!

Or, as we say around these parts ..... peely-wally!

emilystrange wrote:sinny, get 'em off. it'll guarantee us a blockbuster.

Apparently you've not seen my cellulite, dear.

*Keeps 'em on*

@ EB ~ yay! There's that train going to hell from in the past in the joke section, you, me & our Meerkat! It's going to be a pleasure acting with you!

Eva wrote:Ok, I haven't really understood it, but you can count me in anyway. I'm ace at playing myself.

Eva my dear who is always herself, I still want to see you fuckin' up that chick in the last tour our Sister's did!

Man along with you and Andrew S ~ you'll be needed in every gig given or something in those lines!

Gawd! We could even include the fuckup I made meeting you for the first time in Paris @ that gig and thinking you and Mr. S (who I hadn't met for the first time either and didn't know then) were an item!

Remember that moment and my expression?! You laughed your ass off at me and said, get something straight and always ask first!

@ Madame - Just an observation, but I feel this current thread and parts of the "when we were young" thread will have be used in the "Making Of" documentry on the DVD.

I for one cant wait to see the Deleted Scenes

Count me in

That sounds terrible!

Andy TG wrote:@ Madame - Just an observation, but I feel this current thread and parts of the "when we were young" thread will have be used in the "Making Of" documentry on the DVD.

I for one cant wait to see the Deleted Scenes

But of course dear Andy....the "making of" from the past to the present and future threads really...whichever way it comes out, however it comes out....

The Deleted Scenes can only our QB maybe see if he saved any...
Some of the users I know have kept threads that have been binned but for a special reason have kept them...

So the Deleted Scenes is not in my power, so no use knocking on this door for any of that information I'm affraid.

Please repeat, slowly enough for us dafties, what the plot of that movie is going to be. We as our virtual, fictionary selves? That would be me as that Emperor of the Unknown Universe, the Kraut fueled android named Juminator and head of the "Church of Aaaargh!" ?
Or me as "me"? (Booo! boring!)

eotunun wrote:Please repeat, slowly enough for us dafties, what the plot of that movie is going to be. We as our virtual, fictionary selves?

The plot would be something juicy I would expect...leaving the ending with words on the screen...part two in the making of the wonderful people of heartland...join up follow the real life madness @heartland.co.uk and maybe, who knows, your plot may or may not be better, your role is however as you wish to be seen by the real world as your cyber world...

And saying "Indeed!"

eotunun wrote: That would be me as that Emperor of the Unknown Universe, the Kraut fueled android named Juminator and head of the "Church of Aaaargh!" ?
Or me as "me"? (Booo! boring!)

Oh dear, don't fret much! You have an easy role sleeping in a chair wherever and on the odd occasion entertaining us with the world of sci-fi!

MadameButterfly wrote:

Syberberg wrote:Ah, hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. Count me in, as long as you don't mind me constantly wearing shades that is.

But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

Hehehe - I certainly haven't...


*Hides*

eotunun wrote:
That sounds terrible!

@Eotunun A HLander after my own heart! I am as fanatic about Douglas Adams / HHGTG as I am about The Sisters YAY

SINsister wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Syberberg wrote:Ah, hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. Count me in, as long as you don't mind me constantly wearing shades that is.

But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

Hehehe - I certainly haven't...


*Hides*

Well it's difficult to forget really! Tee-hee!

Add Monty Pythons, and we truely can join arms.

eotunun wrote:Add Monty Pythons, and we truely can join arms.

Added and we join arms you & I!
I'll look after us both I promise!

Can I be an extra? You know , an oozing about at the back sort of affair? Because that is in fact what I do anyway I bring my own MAC eyeshadows too!

Honeythorn wrote:oozing about at the back

You want to see a doctor about that, love.

Nah I've joined a slimming club instead

Oh Honeythorn, your role is growing and growing...the men lusting after you is already written!

It's not an extra part, it would be interesting to get to know what your mnd's eye can show, that we have seen but more of the quite type with one hell of a personality links the lines to what still is to come...

Glow my dear...remember just say what you want to say and don't be that shy about it..you seem like a stayer and that's always good in my book! It's the real meets and the hanging onto a world witnin these walls that not one user ever goes feeling unwanted or not loved....

This place my dear has such a vibe within it and that's just thanks to the users and the band that got us here in the first place!

I don't have to be the one to lay it out for everyone, so many of us know this to be true, so be it...

MadameButterfly wrote:

Syberberg wrote:Ah, hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. Count me in, as long as you don't mind me constantly wearing shades that is.

But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

Don't worry about me MB, I've got accident insurance.

SINsister wrote:Hehehe - I certainly haven't...


*Hides*

Oh good, a moving target. I like a challenge.

Andy TG wrote:@ Syberberg - I dont think the Job of Lighting Director is really you

Probably right there mate.

Just had a thought - this could be done (as a comedy of errors) in a film noir stylee.

eotunun wrote:Please repeat, slowly enough for us dafties, what the plot of that movie is going to be.

Plot:
In terms of sh@gging, think This Life
In terms of cast, think Spartacus or Ben Hur
In terms of dialogue, think Passport to Pimlico crossed with The Importance of being Earnest

Dramatis Personae:
Eva - holder of the record for the Tallest German
QB - the puppet-master. Never seen on stage, his influence on the players is evident at all times.
Sinnie - the cruel but fair Moderator, whose must choose between her love of power and her love for a member of the HL community.
EvilBastard - the object of Sinnie's unrequited love. Despite the name, his frosty exterior and acid tongue mask a heart of gold.
MarkFiend - Founder and sole member of the You Could Be The One Appreciation Society and rival for EvilBastard's love. His meerkat fetish has seen him run afoul of animal perversion laws in the past, and his membership of the forum is part of his rehabilitation.

Plus a cast of thousands!

Syberberg wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Syberberg wrote:Ah, hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. Count me in, as long as you don't mind me constantly wearing shades that is.

But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

Don't worry about me MB, I've got accident insurance.

SINsister wrote:Hehehe - I certainly haven't...


*Hides*

Oh good, a moving target. I like a challenge.

Andy TG wrote:@ Syberberg - I dont think the Job of Lighting Director is really you

Probably right there mate.

Just had a thought - this could be done (as a comedy of errors) in a film noir stylee.

You mean with the lights off !

Andy TG wrote:

Syberberg wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote: But of course sweet sir, we don't have enough to cover insurances for eyes and all....

Don't forget the "I still fit into my jeans" though...

Don't worry about me MB, I've got accident insurance.

SINsister wrote:Hehehe - I certainly haven't...


*Hides*

Oh good, a moving target. I like a challenge.

Andy TG wrote:@ Syberberg - I dont think the Job of Lighting Director is really you

Probably right there mate.

Just had a thought - this could be done (as a comedy of errors) in a film noir stylee.

You mean with the lights off !

But with candles on.....

The most intensely personal moments of my life - both the most wonderful and the most awful - all up for display on Youtube?
I think I'll pass Though I'd certainly give you no shortage of plotlines