Gerrit richt up yir erse! Mr.Scott

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sorry was looking at justin pics
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this immediately sprang to mind :innocent:
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Happy Birthday tae ma EH brother 8)

Curry you say Mags? Is that so's Keith disnae pester you for the 'BBJ' :wink: :innocent:
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bar-bequed-jiblits?

ah, that reminds me... better fire up the dragon ;D
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Happy birthday scotty! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Love ya dude and your family so hope it is delightful!

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that ongoing eternity
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Kill a wasp with a wooden spoon on your birthday. :lol:

Top man. Have a guid'un.
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Happy B'day tae ma fave Jambo :notworthy:
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Pista wrote:Kill a wasp with a wooden spoon on your birthday. :lol:
I forgot about that :lol: Anyway, hope you've had a great day Keith :notworthy:
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KEEF!!! :notworthy: 8)

My favourite Choochter (even if you are just an adopted one :wink: ) Happy birthday!

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emilystrange wrote:sorry was looking at justin pics
i need to know...bum ones?
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Appi Burfdi

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Thanks you you lurvely people :D :notworthy:
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scotty wrote:Thanks you you lurvely people :D :notworthy:
How was the atomic kitten porn video the wife got you?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:Thanks you you lurvely people :D :notworthy:
How was the atomic kitten porn video the wife got you?
I thought Liz McClarnon was on Celbrity Masterchef on Friday but she's not on 'till next week :( :oops:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:Thanks you you lurvely people :D :notworthy:
How was the atomic kitten porn video the wife got you?
I thought Liz McClarnon was on Celbrity Masterchef on Friday but she's not on 'till next week :( :oops:
Oh - that's the new naked Celebrity Master Chef on Sky 1 isn't it?
Feauring clebrity guest contestants LIz McClarnon, Heidi Sugarbabe, Emma Bunton and Christopher Biggins. :)
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
emilystrange wrote:sorry was looking at justin pics
i need to know...bum ones?
any will do...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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Hope you had a good birthday!

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Sorry I'm late.. to one of the coolest guys in Scotland who won't stab me. ;D

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guy in Scotland - hmmmm, no fur lang
cool - nope, that hus nivir been directed at Mr. K. S.
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Ticks all the boxes, Mr B!
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