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So much for the sentimantal syhte, now it's Funtime!
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aye, make some tea Jumlaut... :innocent:
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About to go out to the bar and have some drinks! ;D
So glad it's open today! :notworthy:
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Was thinking the same.

Hair of the dog......but no absinthe please :urff:
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the best wishes to all heartlanders. have some nice days!!! 8)
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No shit!?
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I felt the need to 'bathroom' after our trad Christ Mass feast, I haven't been so guid of recent, a bit crook in fact (yet more prescriptions have been imbibed), but I 'curled one off' tonght!
Might be nowt to you guys but I have allas fallen between twa camps: the 'Melville' or the 'Pollock'. 'curling one off' just isn't in my repertoire.
I'm 50 FFS, it's Christ Mass, why has this come a visitin' today!?

yours
distrubed of Glass~gow

this probably needs a new topic but topic makes me think of a squirrel joke
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James Blast wrote:
this probably needs a new topic but topic makes me think of a squirrel joke
Sorry to hear that "distrubed" (get spellcheckin').

The squirrel joke, however, was on my mind too.


I won't tell it now....... :innocent:
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I did mean 'distrubed' Cure Boi... Next!
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top day, top dinner

wee man in bed The Wife having snoozle

vodka to be consumed
snow to be removed


oh, still lots of pressies to open... ;D
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Happy Christmas everyone! :D
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We've had a very lovely day, hope you all have too! :D
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Merry Whatsit

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James Blast wrote:aye, make some tea Jumlaut... :innocent:
..and have some good company:
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Turkey sandwiches are nom.
That is all.
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i wish i had some
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Dark wrote:Turkey sandwiches are nom.
That is all.
With cheese & onion crisps.

Only then does "Nom" come into play.
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Add in curry sauce and you got me too. :D

Can we put stuffing in them as well?
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I can almost feel the Nom already.
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I had salt and vinegar. The One True Flavour.
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Dark wrote:I had salt and vinegar. The One True Flavour.
dribbling as I type.

:lol:
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Four of us demolished a goose.

I personally demolished a substantial quantity of hot buttered rum.

Slept on a friend's couch under a pile of cats as I couldn't face trudging the half mile uphill in the snow at 1.00am.

It's all good :D
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spent the days from house to house of parents, sisters in law....played card a lot...won nothing, no money to buy gifts, but i had the greatest smiles i ever seen from my two little wees (priceless!!)
merry christms and happy new year to you all
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I've driven 300 miles over the past 4 days :lol:

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