Heartland

mistressteal wrote:Being an intellectual Love Goddess - it takes up too much of my precious time.

...poor thing..

i've stopped not drinking.

can't fault you jo.

Get a joab!

yir no feckin' daft FFS Lee

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:collecting more furniture (regardless of how nice it is) as my gaff is starting to get cluttered.

having just thrown out an entire chest of drawers (old and knackered) to make way for an antique chest of drawers/cupboard what should i spy looking lonely and unwanted outside but a rather comfy leather sofa...

so...after deciding that all of the dodgier looking stains and general dirt-patches could be removed at some lenghth with hot, soapy water, i single-handedly manouvered a deceptively heavy sofa all the wayaround the block of flats i live in and waited patiently for a strong-looking passer-by to help me move it upthree flights of stairs. two hours laterit is getting dark, about to piss it down and the sofa's still outside. that's how good i am at giving things up.

the building will collapse then how daft will you look?

James Blast wrote:Get a joab!

yir no feckin' daft FFS Lee

i'm signed off on the sickwith depression at the minute james, sorry.
but you're right- i'm not fuckin' daft.

I need to stop overeating. sometimes I'm like a maniac. nothing is enough..feels like I have a bottomless pit I'm feeding

I must stop drinking mad dogs on a school night.

Drinking and beating my wife and children.

..I must stop thinking today..

Moakahontas wrote:..I must stop thinking today..

good luck

i, on the other hand, must stop drinking so much coffee. or at least go for decaf every now and again.

This.

Damn you, Izzy, you evil man!!!

Gollum's Cock wrote:Drinking and beating my wife and children.

i thought mine were really bad, good luck, wife and children are the most important things

Pista wrote:I must stop drinking mad dogs on a school night.

Yes, what's all this? London boy's Buckfast?

Tsk tsk

I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!

boudicca wrote:I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!

Big Si wrote:

boudicca wrote:I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!

Actually, that is what I alternate with when I'm not drinking Pepsi!

I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags

DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags

Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience

Obviousman wrote:

DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags

Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience

they nick worn underwear?

LouLou wrote:

Obviousman wrote:

DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags

Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience

they nick worn underwear?

Only Zeno's "tighty whities"

Pista wrote:

LouLou wrote:

Obviousman wrote: Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience

they nick worn underwear?

Only Zeno's "tighty whities"

Oi!

They seem to do, but I was only wee when they did, about six or so. Me and the parents got home sans underwear, which was a bit irritating. Heathrow IIRC

Pantless in Seattle

James Blast wrote:Pantless in Seattle

Staines innit?

Not if you use Daz