Heartland

Happy birthday, Lee!

Happy belated wishes from us too!

Mike

Does anyone know if Lee has a mobile?
If he does and you know his number please could you PM me with his number as I'm starting to worry.
Thanking you in advance.

I think you can get a moby into jail, if you insert it somewhere...

No, no, no, Lee has had enough of that, jail I mean, don't make me worry even more now Unkle!

last time we had this extended silence he was in the 'pokey'

but he is a mad mental bovril who has spawned, so who can tell?

thank-you all for your kind words and wishes! had the best birthday for a very long time and still celebrating it (technically still my birthday as i've not slept yet....).

as always (and never forget) i love you all.

Lee

yay! you're alive!

we love you too!

is that it?

what a Colin Hunt!

he hasn't slept in days! leave him alone!

Happy belated birthday eastmidswhizzkid! I hope you had a fun time!

i am a cunt james, for many reasons; but what more can a modest (ahem) individual who types as though he is wearing boxing gloves say in their b'day thread other than "thanks" and "love y'all!"?

give me a week and i'll bump it to remind everyone how popular i am/was...

CUNT!

now fuck off again or contribute!

Time for me to get out from under the radar again - I am missing important stuff.

As Mr Zevon so poignantly noted, 'I'll sleep when I'm dead'. Hoping your natal, erm, week was/is/will continue to be...stimulating.

my best birthday present? definitely my new woman melissa. A close friend of mine for over 15 years, until last sunday when it suddenly occurred to us both that we fancied the arses off of each other and duly did something about it. of course i am damnably good-looking, and i don't do ugly birds on principle, so i am reliably informed we make a "handsome couple". if i sound smug, that's because i am. see you in 6 months.

6 months, are you going 'in country'?

Now that is a brilliant giftie. Good on you both!

Many belated returns