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abridged wrote:Dosen't music kill people in Kate's Experiment IV including Hugh Laurie and Dawn French?

I think that was just a "sound" & perhaps not actually music.

Pista wrote:

abridged wrote:Dosen't music kill people in Kate's Experiment IV including Hugh Laurie and Dawn French?

I think that was just a "sound" & perhaps not actually music.

Hey! We spent MONTHS on that soundtrack you Cureboi Bastard!

IZ.

Ah good point. Twas a sound! Strangely I remember reading someone used abstract painting as a torture method. Not sure how exactly a painting would be torturous. Apart from Rothko of course!

abridged wrote:I remember reading someone used abstract painting as a torture method. Not sure how exactly a painting would be torturous. Apart from Rothko of course!

You can hit someone over the head with one, which could be painful...

IZ.

Pista wrote:

abridged wrote:Dosen't music kill people in Kate's Experiment IV including Hugh Laurie and Dawn French?

I think that was just a "sound" & perhaps not actually music.

Nope, it's "Music made for pleasure
Music made to thrill.
It was music we were making here until
They told us
All they wanted
Was a sound that could kill someone
From a distance."

abridged wrote:Ah good point. Twas a sound! Strangely I remember reading someone used abstract painting as a torture method. Not sure how exactly a painting would be torturous. Apart from Rothko of course!

And then there's the Vogon Captain's poetry.

or Heat magazine, theme tune to Trsha'a programme etc

abridged wrote:Not sure how exactly a painting would be torturous.

If I had to look at Pollock or Kandinsky for any length of time I'd tell anyone anything they wanted to know. Fuckin' orrible dawbs. Give me Ensor, Bacon, or Bosch anyday.

bit of an art 'Nazi' Bastard?

if so, welcome. It's Rothko I reserve my bile for, Pollock and Kandinsky even I can dig, Mondrian is mein hero.

Q. What do you call a painter with brown fingers?
A. Pick Arsehole

see what I did there?

James Blast wrote:Mondrian is mein hero.

Flippin' paint-by-numbers muppetry...



It's not real art, is it - I mean, it's not a picture of sumfink. Now, Kubin on the other hand - I may not know much about art, but I know wot I like.

Well (since ye want a fight) Mondrian paintings have been faked by people and tests (I ken ye like that sort of schtick) have shown that regular Joes and Janes can spot the real deal.
The man had a gift and his incredible art is not sans humour.

now fuck off!

James Blast wrote:now fuck off!

Blaast! 1 - 0 Bastard

I've been to the Mondriaan museum in Amersfoort, The Netherlands.

I really wasn't a Mondriaan adept, but after the visit, I got very much respect for his work.

IZ.

James Blast wrote:Blaast! 1 - 0 Bastard

Oh please! I only let you get away with your nonsense because the weekend beckons and I'm on a promise, and thus filled with magnaminity to all lesser species.

Face it, Bosch has better parties (makes better power-tools an' all), and could take Mr. Primary-Colours-In-A-Grid in a pub brawl any day of the week. That's how truly great artists are judged, as well you know.

Hah!

remember to wash yer fingers before ye meet the 'promise' Bastard

James Blast wrote:Hah!

remember to wash yer fingers before ye meet the 'promise' Bastard

The ladies know when they've been with Spicy Bastard...

"Well y'see Bastard, a woman is like a tent - no good until you've inserted the pole"

I think I just made that up!?

James Blast wrote:"Well y'see Bastard, a woman is like a tent - no good until you've inserted the pole"

I think I just made that up!?

That's where you're wrong: a woman is like a piano. When she's not upright, she's grand.

I give...

James Blast wrote:I give...

Blaast! 0 - 1 Bastard

Fuck off! 1-1