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Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 21:12
by emilystrange
can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 21:44
by MadameButterfly
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
in real life just give them a shove.

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 22:33
by Debaser
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
When you're in charge - you make the rules :lol: Surely there's more in life that irks you....but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Bartek :wink: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 22:41
by emilystrange
the other things are more... individuals!

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 22:51
by Bartek
Debaser wrote:
Bartek wrote: sense of humour's gone when i see when someone demand tolerance for his/her point of view, ideas etc. and in the same time cannot do it the same when someone else saying/doing that not necessarily compatibile with his/her point of view.
I'm a bloody Libran, tolerance positively ooooooozes from every orifice.
another obvious: i wasn't talking about you. i was general observation.
word that i missed, key word to our nature is: hypocrisy.

Edith:
i realized that i'm a bit to serious, it's just a life. seems that i forget my own words. ups.

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 23:00
by Big Si
darkparticle wrote:
You don't like Beetroot? :eek:
come on Big Si you're a man of taste, these filthy plants are beneath you :wink:
But they make a rather bland Rocket Salad tasty as feck :P

Besides I get the finest in quality free of charge from Nana and Grumps' allotment :wink:

Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 23:08
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
The far Too many people on pavements who walk far too slow, so you have to walk on the fecking road to get past them all :x

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 08:16
by Pista
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
I'd extend that to people who get on an escalator & just stand on the one step.

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 10:02
by LouLou
Pista wrote:
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
I'd extend that to people who get on an escalator & just stand on the one step.
could we please add to the list those idiots who enter the lift, but keep the flipping door open because they haven't finished their conversation with their equally idiotic chums standing outside? :evil:
Big Si wrote: The far Too many people on pavements who walk far too slow, so you have to walk on the fecking road to get past them all :x
...the worst offenders being the ones who walk side by side equally slowly on a narrow pavement such that the only way you're ever going to pass them involves a flame thrower. :twisted:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 15:18
by Big Si
LouLou wrote:
Big Si wrote: The far Too many people on pavements who walk far too slow, so you have to walk on the fecking road to get past them all :x
...the worst offenders being the ones who walk side by side equally slowly on a narrow pavement such that the only way you're ever going to pass them involves a flame thrower. :twisted:
I just stomp on straight at them....they're very apologetic for bumping into me :twisted:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 15:49
by LouLou
Big Si wrote:
LouLou wrote:
Big Si wrote: The far Too many people on pavements who walk far too slow, so you have to walk on the fecking road to get past them all :x
...the worst offenders being the ones who walk side by side equally slowly on a narrow pavement such that the only way you're ever going to pass them involves a flame thrower. :twisted:
I just stomp on straight at them....they're very apologetic for bumping into me :twisted:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

safe in the knowledge that the pavement invading sods get what they deserve, i'd now like to demand an extra severe form of punishment for the disgusting woman who shaves her armpits at the gym changing room. the minger! :urff:

any suggestions most welcome :twisted:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 18:17
by Big Si
LouLou wrote:
Big Si wrote:
LouLou wrote: ...the worst offenders being the ones who walk side by side equally slowly on a narrow pavement such that the only way you're ever going to pass them involves a flame thrower. :twisted:
I just stomp on straight at them....they're very apologetic for bumping into me :twisted:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

safe in the knowledge that the pavement invading sods get what they deserve, i'd now like to demand an extra severe form of punishment for the disgusting woman who shaves her armpits at the gym changing room. the minger! :urff:

any suggestions most welcome :twisted:
Add Superglue to the lock of her Gym Locker :?:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 18:28
by LouLou
could do.

as long as i have some superglue left to apply on/in certain other areas :twisted:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 20:29
by sisxbeforedawn
old people to be forced to shop monday to friday days leaving weekends for people who work and just wanna buy stuff and do one :D

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 20:31
by sisxbeforedawn
emilystrange wrote:can i nominate the people who reach bottom/top of escalators, or go through doors, then JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN THE EFFING WAY
or walk slow, then stop and turn round only to find you stood there trying to get past! and why is it when in Tesco there's always some f*****r with a trolley right where you wanna get somethig while they're debating which item is better......

think lack of sleep due to twins is making me slightly less tolerant than usual *&*&&*&**^&&^^!!!!! :lol:

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 20:33
by sisxbeforedawn
middle lane divers on the motorway! can't you count?? there are 3 lanes!! if you're not overtaking then get over!

Re: If (actually I mean 'when') I ruled the world

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 22:42
by Pat
Debaser wrote:
Big Si wrote:
You don't like Beetroot? :eek:
it turns yer wee purple - it's the devil's work I tell you
I don't like Beetroot but thats sounds like a perfectly good reason for keeping it.

Cucumber now that's a different story. It tastes of feck all. I can tolerate a bit of salad here and there but Cucumber is a waste of time.If I ruled the world Cucumber growers beware.

Re: If (actually I mean 'when') I ruled the world

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 22:53
by Big Si
Pat wrote:Cucumber now that's a different story. It tastes of feck all. I can tolerate a bit of salad here and there but Cucumber is a waste of time.If I ruled the world Cucumber growers beware.
When I used to work for ntl, one of the Sales bhoys over in Belfast told me about a conversation between his Boss and a young lassie working on the salad counter in Subway.....

Young Lass: "Do you want Cucumber with that?"

Boss: "Nah, you never know where it's been :wink:"

Young Lass: "Image"


:wink: :urff: ;D :twisted:

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 16:54
by Debaser
sisxbeforedawn wrote:old people to be forced to shop monday to friday days leaving weekends for people who work and just wanna buy stuff and do one :D
See Post 1, point 5

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 17:07
by Pista
I'd make it a criminal offence to walk along the street playing "music" (read "thinly disguised car alarm noises") on mobile foans.

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 17:18
by Bartek
Pista wrote:I'd make it a criminal offence to walk along the street playing "music" (read "thinly disguised car alarm noises") on mobile foans.
how about ppl who has mp3playerzzz with music turned so loud on their headphones that you hear their music like that you've been listening that music?

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 17:21
by Pista
I'd go with that.

tss, tss, tss, tssbip tss, tss, bip, bip, tsst.

:lol:

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 17:59
by boudicca
I do that thing with my scarf, Ness. Does that make me a bad person? :oops:

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 18:00
by Pista
boudicca wrote:I do that thing with my scarf, Ness. Does that make me a bad person? :oops:
You wear a scarf?
:lol:

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 18:10
by boudicca
You know I do! And don't forget the gloves! :lol: