Heartland

mh wrote:

markfiend wrote:I wouldn't exactly call myself a "dedicated follower of fashion"

Your line in stripey shirts suggests otherwise Mark.

Big Si wrote:

mh wrote:

markfiend wrote:I wouldn't exactly call myself a "dedicated follower of fashion"

Your line in stripey shirts suggests otherwise Mark.

Leave Mark alone please. Mark always looks lovely so take some notes boys!

The first time I meet Si & mh & see Blast again, I'm getting them so fuckedouttheir skulls to put make-up on and get photographed proof and I'll send it all over the internet. hee.

Already plenty of that out there I'm afraid Madame (without the makeup though).

you are a mentalist missus

hmmm...my work is almost done here..

i do charge by the hour you know. and i ain't cheap.

*stares you both in the eye*

MadameButterfly wrote:*stares you both in the eye*

'...scratches his arse then picks his nose*...'












aye in that order

Wot's this then? "Celebrity Smell-My-Finger-And-Guess-Where-It's-Been"?

Big Si wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:*stares you both in the eye*

'...scratches his arse then picks his nose*...'














aye in that order

And do you now put those fingers in your mouth by any chance?
It might be your fetish you never know.

Mr McQueen would be so pleased with his Heartland tribute

Personally, I'd rather have the above than a load of po-faced strangers banging on about what a loss my death is to to world.

There will be provision in my will for a suitable party, but seeing as I'm planning on living a very long time, it's going to be funny watching a group of ageing Goths trying to rock with their zimmer fames.

Debaser wrote:Mr McQueen would be so pleased with his Heartland tribute

And don't worry Debs I saw the funny side

MadameButterfly wrote:

Big Si wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:*stares you both in the eye*

'...scratches his arse then picks his nose*...'



aye in that order

And do you now put those fingers in your mouth by any chance?
It might be your fetish you never know.

We all thought you liked a bit of rough

markfiend wrote:

Debaser wrote:Mr McQueen would be so pleased with his Heartland tribute

And don't worry Debs I saw the funny side

Those missing emoticons will be the death/dearth of me

Erudite wrote:Personally, I'd rather have the above than a load of po-faced strangers banging on about what a loss my death is to to world.

Weren't we talking about this in Oran Mor? I want the full "Diana", wailing and gnashing of teeth

boudicca wrote: Weren't we talking about this in Oran Mor? I want the full "Diana", wailing and gnashing of teeth

You must learn to conquer the ego, only then will you be free.

As say this as one who used to wear sunglasses indoors.

Erudite wrote: You must learn to conquer the ego, only then will you be free.

Life's too busy conquering it for me!

Big Si wrote: We all thought you liked a bit of rough

Oh I see & who are "we" & what did you all "think"?
Rough is lovely.

Debaser wrote:

markfiend wrote:

Debaser wrote:Mr McQueen would be so pleased with his Heartland tribute

And don't worry Debs I saw the funny side

Those missing emoticons will be the death/dearth of me

Oh yes of course! I kinda giggled at this too.

MadameButterfly wrote:

Big Si wrote: We all thought you liked a bit of rough

Oh I see & who are "we" & what did you all "think"?
Rough is lovely.

Aye, wull yer always harping on about 'Topic No. 1'.

Now go and get 'spanked'

Big Si wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Big Si wrote: We all thought you liked a bit of rough

Oh I see & who are "we" & what did you all "think"?
Rough is lovely.

Aye, wull yer always harping on about 'Topic No. 1'.

Now go and get 'spanked'

Yes sex I do know and love and can talk about for hours. That's NO secrect within these walls, but when I brought it in, we have to take the younger generations into thought of posts and sometimes I forgot that.

Now if you knew me you would know I'll be doing the spanking but later in the night, when kids are sleeping in dream world and I've eaten!