Heartland

I have no blackcurrant cordial.
Raspberry be okay?

Big Si wrote:It's quite cozy in 'ere, innit?

as for souls in here maybe, but service is crap.
that's what you get in HL if the said author of thread is probably busy on another forum so the service remains crap. if ever a woman orders a cocktail and it's not served in five minutes then it's not the order but the service! i was known to make love to my tables cause my drink order came out first before i took the meal order. as a parttime job at the time, I was on top of the world, so this is just terrible service within these walls...

...we have known better times...

change the bartender! we need a new young lean machine, shaking and mixing like it's his second skin, a talent that most DON'T have.

i've just seen the best. and am one of the best.

just ask Kimberley the place not the person!

full of natural diamonds i will add.

Sorry Debs.
I thought I'd served you.

Here you go.

hmmm....cheers steve, all tastes much better now.

*collecting glasses*

Pista wrote:Sorry Debs.
I thought I'd served you.

Here you go.

Och, just tell the bitch she's barred

Pista wrote:I have no blackcurrant cordial.
Raspberry be okay?

Raspberry? It's Cola and Fresh Orange Juice. Non-Alcoholic, aye

No it isn't.
it's
* Vodka
* Bacardi® Gold Rum
* Coca-Cola®
* Lemonade
* Blackcurrant Juice
* Orange Juice

But a Coke & orange juice coming up.

Pista wrote:No it isn't.
it's
* Vodka
* Bacardi® Gold Rum
* Coca-Cola®
* Lemonade
* Blackcurrant Juice
* Orange Juice

But a Coke & orange juice coming up.

Och, might as well make it a pint of "Top Shelf"

Big Si wrote: Och, just tell the bitch she's barred

hmmm...oh good evening Si. Sorry bitch you say?

get down on yer knees boy!

*whip in hand*

Coming up.

tea with milk and honey. and straight vodka here, please.

Sugar in that?

The tea, I meant

honey and sugar ?! are you mental?!!

yes

no one takes sugar with tea only menatalists.

honey is soo much better than sugar honey!

anything from bees is just good good things.

Sorry, I am laughing so much right now.


ahem


& here

it's COLD!. i want talk to manager.

a double espresso for me, please ... ...

Bartek wrote:it's COLD!. i want talk to manager.

Err....I wouldn't if I was you. He's not one for customer service

I'll have a Buckfast please

one espresso



Do you want a brown paper bag for the Buckie?

Bartek wrote:it's COLD!. i want talk to manager.

You wanted your honey warm did you?

it's so f**king funny for you ?!
:punch in the guts:
:and leave the place:

Bartek wrote:it's so f**king funny for you ?!
:punch in the guts:
:and leave the place: