Best Single Ever?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
Andie
Overbomber
Posts: 2886
Joined: 06 Jun 2003, 23:49

Jesus Built My Hotrod ~ Ministry

loud enough to knock you down
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
Top
User avatar
pikkrong
Overbomber
Posts: 3929
Joined: 19 Aug 2002, 01:00
Location: Estonia

d'u mean the best single besides Sisters ones? :wink:
do i drive
or am i driven
Top
User avatar
RobF
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 569
Joined: 25 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Brixton/Bayswater/Beirut depending on the mood

Band of Gold by Freda Payne, without question ;D
"...by the time I get to Arizona..."
Top
User avatar
MrChris
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1403
Joined: 21 May 2003, 11:34
Location: A Forest

Are Friends Electric, Gary Numan
Chris

---------------------------------------------
Again and again and again...
Top
User avatar
Zuma
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1831
Joined: 24 Jan 2003, 00:36

yup Mr Pikkrong - the best non Sisters song ever - mind you the post is out of control allready :D
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
Top
User avatar
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602
Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
Contact:
Contact hallucienate

No one has mentioned a beatles single yet :eek:

P.S. This is my last post as filth ;D
Top
User avatar
Quiff Boy
Herr Administrator
Posts: 16762
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lurking and fixing
Contact:
Contact Quiff Boy

hallucienate wrote:No one has mentioned a beatles single yet :eek:

P.S. This is my last post as filth ;D
ooooh!

(somehow i doubt it! ;) ;D)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Top
User avatar
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602
Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
Contact:
Contact hallucienate

Quiff Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:No one has mentioned a beatles single yet :eek:

P.S. This is my last post as filth ;D
ooooh!

(somehow i doubt it! ;) ;D)
what have you done now?
Top
User avatar
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602
Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
Contact:
Contact hallucienate

hallucienate wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:No one has mentioned a beatles single yet :eek:

P.S. This is my last post as filth ;D
ooooh!

(somehow i doubt it! ;) ;D)
what have you done now?
oh, nothing (yet) ;D
HEY EVERYONE! LOOK! I'M NOT LONGER FILTH
Top
User avatar
Quiff Boy
Herr Administrator
Posts: 16762
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lurking and fixing
Contact:
Contact Quiff Boy

i was implying that it will take more than one more post to stop you being "filth" ;) ;D :twisted:

:kiss: :innocent:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Top
paint it black
Black, black, black & even blacker
Posts: 4946
Joined: 11 Jul 2002, 01:00

Zuma wrote:yup Mr Pikkrong - the best non Sisters song ever - mind you the post is out of control allready :D

i vote for

magazine - shot by both sides :D
Goths have feelings too
Top
User avatar
Black Shuck
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 848
Joined: 05 Feb 2003, 14:02
Location: Sitting in a sleazy snack bar, sucking sickly sausage rolls
Contact:
Contact Black Shuck

Lars Svensson wrote:Transmission - Joy Division
Lucretia or Dominion - T'Sisters (12")
Fool's Gold 9'53 - T'Roses
Sanity Assassin - Bauhaus
Deliverance - the M*****n (12")
Hunting High and Low - A-ha!!!!!
Lovesong - T'Cure
Hallelujah - T'Mondays
True Faith - New Order

Sh*t this is turning into a top ten...soz... :innocent: :innocent:

All them others I can't think of...You know the ones...
;D ;D ;D ;D
Lars, you have truly excellent taste, the only one of those singles that isn't a stonker is 'Deliverance - The m*****n'
but then I've always hated the Mish
Gazza for England manager
Top
User avatar
Chairman Bux
shut.the.fuck.up
Posts: 931
Joined: 23 May 2002, 01:00
Location: Buxville-on-Sea
Contact:
Contact Chairman Bux

The next one.
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection.

We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
Top
User avatar
Black Shuck
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 848
Joined: 05 Feb 2003, 14:02
Location: Sitting in a sleazy snack bar, sucking sickly sausage rolls
Contact:
Contact Black Shuck

Enough about best singles already.

How about the WORST single you own?

Everyone has, hiding at the back of a wardrobe somewhere, a true abomination, a crime against God and nature

and then you find it, you thought you'd lost it, but no, it returns to haunt you, and you are compelled to give it a spin on your dusty old record player
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Where was I? oh yeah, what's the most embarrassing single you all bought, and don't have the heart to throw away?

mine's 'Vanilla Ice - Satisfaction'
a true abomination, everyone only remembers Vanilla ice for 'Ice Ice baby', few people are actually aware he also released the WORST cover version of all time
just thinking about it makes me sick
Gazza for England manager
Top
User avatar
Chairman Bux
shut.the.fuck.up
Posts: 931
Joined: 23 May 2002, 01:00
Location: Buxville-on-Sea
Contact:
Contact Chairman Bux

Black Shuk wrote:Enough about best singles already.

How about the WORST singles you own?

Everyone has, hiding at the back of a wardrobe somewhere, a true abomination, a crime against God and nature

and then you find it, you thought you'd lost it, but no, it returns to haunt you, and you are compelled to give it a spin on your dusty old record player
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Where was I? oh yeah, what's the most embarrassing single you all bought, and don't have the heart to throw away?

mine's 'Vanilla Ice - Satisfaction'
a true abomination, everyone only remembers Vanilla ice for 'Ice Ice baby', few people are actually aware he also released the WORST cover version of all time
just thinking about it makes me sick
Bay City Rollers "Bye Bye Baby"

or "The Damage Done" by someone or other...

or "Wasteland" by someone else...
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection.

We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
Top
User avatar
nearmethexperience
Sarky Git
Posts: 398
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: newcastle, now rice lake Wi

Chairman Bux wrote:The next one.
well it sure as hell wasn't the first one ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

*runs and hides*

:innocent: :innocent: :kiss: :kiss: :innocent: :innocent:
++++ All those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now... ++++
Top
User avatar
Quiff Boy
Herr Administrator
Posts: 16762
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lurking and fixing
Contact:
Contact Quiff Boy

ha! :D :D :D

worst single i own: some dodgy 7" by a band called zor gabor, featuring ex-banshee john mcgeogh.. might be called "tightrope" or somesuch.. :urff:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Top
User avatar
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602
Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
Contact:
Contact hallucienate

I once bought a Bauhaus record secondhand. Hidden inside the innver sleeve was a Polka 7".

I can't remember the "artist's" name, but it's got 3 tracks on it with names like "Polka Yodel Blues". I keep it handy in case Mars ever decides to attack.

I'm quite keen to hear that Satisfaction cover...
Top
User avatar
Black Shuck
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 848
Joined: 05 Feb 2003, 14:02
Location: Sitting in a sleazy snack bar, sucking sickly sausage rolls
Contact:
Contact Black Shuck

hallucienate wrote:
I can't remember the "artist's" name, but it's got 3 tracks on it with names like "Polka Yodel Blues". I keep it handy in case Mars ever decides to attack.
Ha ha ha! nice one!
If that fails I will scare off the little green b******s with my (worryingly large) collection of 'Snap' singles
hallucienate wrote:
I'm quite keen to hear that Satisfaction cover...
trust me, you DONT want to hear it


I've been digging through all me old singles, found some gems I'd forgotten about. Anyone remember 'Jesus Jones'?
Gazza for England manager
Top
User avatar
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571
Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....

No way - I beat Vanilla Ice with ..................................

"The Frog Song" by Paul Macartney And The Frog Chorus

*crawls away to die of shame*
Hell is other people
Top
User avatar
nearmethexperience
Sarky Git
Posts: 398
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: newcastle, now rice lake Wi

i think somewhere i have the god awful england/new order song, poetry in motion or some such other sh*t as i seem to recall...
++++ All those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now... ++++
Top
User avatar
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571
Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....

nearmethexperience wrote:i think somewhere i have the god awful england/new order song, poetry in motion or some such other sh*t as i seem to recall...
"World In Motion" with John Barnes's fantastic rap on it .....


..... hey maybe The Frog Song aint that bad ..............
Hell is other people
Top
paint it black
Black, black, black & even blacker
Posts: 4946
Joined: 11 Jul 2002, 01:00

(Ltd edition) Mr blobby & free badge

Ha, beat that suckers :twisted: :oops:

and I was even off drugs by then, nope, that probably explains my decision to purchase Slipstream raving we're raving and some other god awful stuff :roll:
Goths have feelings too
Top
User avatar
Debaser
Overbomber
Posts: 4659
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lincoln. UK

Black Shuk wrote:Enough about best singles already.

How about the WORST single you own?
Worst one? HA...my entire collection has been viliefied and chuckled at over a number of years...

Saying that I DID refuse to by Boney M's Rivers of Babylon after bying every other bloody single by them....

Does this make me a 'good' person?

Debaser
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Top
User avatar
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602
Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
Contact:
Contact hallucienate

I found the single! It's by some guy called Elton Britt, has a green picture sleeve with some guy wearing his finest cowboy gear with his foot resting on a guitar.

The tracklisting is:
The Yodel Blues
Chime Bells
Cannonball Yodel
Tennessee Yodel Polka

Which is guite a good tracklisting for a 7"
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”