Heartland

LouLou wrote:
much as i admire your scientific approach to the matter, i am very sceptical about the possibility of empirically testing what becomes of a jaffa cake when left unattended in a tin for a prolonged period of time.

It's not just Debaser. The tax you pay on chocolate biscuits is higher than on cakes. The jaffa cake people used this argument to prove their cakehood and secure the appropriate taxation rates.

Debaser wrote:

LouLou wrote:

Debaser wrote:Plus the fact it says what they are in the name LOL

that rationale would dictate that the polystyrene discs called 'rice cakes' are in fact *GASP!* cakes.

Which, by the way, go hard when left for too long. Which is ALWAYS the case as they are nasty to the nth degree

indeed. some of those nauseating artifacts even have chocolate-looking goo over them, deceiving the hapless masses into thinking they are edible.

The breadknife makes a giant jaffa cake, the size of a dinner plate, on special occasions. It doesn't last very long

LouLou wrote:which is why some of us use two cups

c'mon, I can't be the only one thinking something totally non Jaffa Cake related

oh dear

anyways, moving swiftly on...

elvis is not dead.

(i don't actually think this but it's the only thing i could come up with in a hurry )

now it's time for my cliche or controversial thing: coffee doesn't give kick of energy.

aye but it still tastes great with my first few fags of the day

Black people using the word "nigga" promotes racism rather than discouraging it.

I do actually like The Rose Of Avalanche.

So there

stufarq wrote:Black people using the word "nigga" promotes racism rather than discouraging it.

how 'queer'

James Blast wrote:

stufarq wrote:Black people using the word "nigga" promotes racism rather than discouraging it.

how 'queer'

'S different cos everyone's allowed to say "queer", "gay" etc. Only black people are allowed to say "nigga" so it ghettoises them and it's still seen as racist from white people, who get chucked out of the Big Brother house for trying to join in. Utterly self-defeating.

Samantha Cameron's new baby looks just like David. Not because he's the dad... he just looks like a baby. It's actually Gordon's.

Also, punk is dead

Edit - make that rock'n'roll. And goth. I don't feel right putting on my leather biker jacket anymore.

Black coffee tastes like s**t.

Paying more for your coffee doesn't mean a damn bit of difference in the taste.

Most modern art is pretentious s**t.

Andy Warhol wasn't a goddamn visionary. Neither is Lady Gaga. Both, however, are interesting to look at for a couple of minutes.

And punk, at least, is most certainly dead.

The meek aint gonna inherit shit

life and not solitaire is the name of the game

The whole pointless war in the Middle East,we all know it has nothing to do with terrorism but obtaining petrol,fokin' global capitalism.

Modern music sux big time(at least 90 % of it).

Tom Yorke 's just a whining guy.You can't be that depressed for so many years.

that itnAklipse is a bit of a COCK!

Jung can shove his dreams where the sun don't shine

James Blast wrote:that itnAklipse is a bit of a COCK!

It's supposed to be controversial James!

IZ.

Goth is dead, for 25 years.

IZ.

Oh and...

Most people whining 'there is no good music anymore' are just LAZY BASTIDS.

There's sooo much interesting music around, I should get paid for discovering it all.

IZ.

how's about, there is too much music?

James Blast wrote:how's about, there is too much music?

HERESY!

There's NEVER enough music!

IZ.

just as there's never enough booze!