What's Your Pirate Name?

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Bloody Davy Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Lamia wrote:
So, you're playing it crafty eh.... but letting your Mum think you still wear underwear! Clever girl!

Wish i could give the impression that i was still naive and innocent! Too much sucking of jelly babies has ruined that tho!

Green one coming your way ;D
My mum says, "Leave my daughter's pants out of this. She's a good girl."

I look very naive and innocent, as long as I don't open my mouth. :eek: (that sounded dirtier than I meant it to be)

So let's hazard a guess--Eldritch's pirate name would be...

"Captain Andy Cash"? :von:
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Black Morgan Rackham..

Hmmm. Didnt like what it said about the person tho, but cool name.
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Iron Ethel Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

OK, drop the Ethel. Iron Rackem is good enough.

Ethel?!?!?!? :?: :!:
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elguiri
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OK, drop the Ethel. Iron Rackem is good enough.

Ethel?!?!?!?
Yeah i can see your point as me grandmas name was Ethel........................... :urff:

Hearing shouts of " ey up lads Iron Ethels on the rampage " doesnt quite have that pirate ring about it :innocent:
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Bloody Bess Vane



Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!


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