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Aaaah, those stats police. I run in fear of them

*shudder*

Jim wrote:Oh my god. The stats police are out in force again.

Make sure you check everything twice before you say it - run a "sisters facts" check on it. (Microsoft do include that in 2000 don't they?)

phew!! just back from Clarksville

hey Jim!! just because you don't get the joke, don't mean it ain't funny

checkout Hallucinates earlier, equally pedantic, but by no means less amusing post

I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias

khepri II wrote:I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias

black? you mean "navy blue" surely? we dont do black here.... oh, no no no no!!

Haha, by the way, you spelt Hallucienate wrong. That's it, Dr Freud has ordered me to the toilet. No, no, I don't want my medicine! NO!

khepri II wrote:

Jim wrote:Oh my god. The stats police are out in force again.

Make sure you check everything twice before you say it - run a "sisters facts" check on it. (Microsoft do include that in 2000 don't they?)

phew!! just back from Clarksville

hey Jim!! just because you don't get the joke, don't mean it ain't funny

checkout Hallucinates earlier, equally pedantic, but by no means less amusing post

I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias

Hey, I got it. And it was funny. Chill. geez, the sense of humour police are......etc.etc.

MrChris wrote:Haha, by the way, you spelt Hallucienate wrong. That's it, Dr Freud has ordered me to the toilet. No, no, I don't want my medicine! NO!

when Dr Freud has finished with you, it might be my turn to have my bottom spanked. though I would prefer his couch to the phono

now, now ladies... dont make me set the chairman on you

Hummmmmmm,

It took me many many years on the highways and byways of life to discover the only anal retention worth worrying about was the last thing you ate, unless of course you are Kylie Minogue, but that’s a whole different story.

Place nice children...

Chairman Bux wrote:
Place nice children...

Place them where? And how? With whom?

This is far too meaniful and cryptic for me or simply a typo from someone who momentarily wandered across this forum but soon developed an allergy to pondlife and pressed the eject button.

Perhaps it's the grammar police now a calling ...

maybe he was punning on the last thing he ate: "plaice" (the fish) and "place" - heartland forums...?

well, maybe

Quiff Boy wrote:maybe he was punning on the last thing he ate: "plaice" (the fish) and "place" - heartland forums...?

well, maybe

Maybe, just maybe

CB

Quiff Boy wrote:maybe he was punning on the last thing he ate: "plaice" (the fish) and "place" - heartland forums...?

well, maybe

Struggling in the heat ..? v.v.v.v.v.poo-er

Chairman Bux wrote:Hummmmmmm,

It took me many many years on the highways and byways of life to discover the only anal retention worth worrying about was the last thing you ate, unless of course you are Kylie Minogue, but that’s a whole different story.

Place nice children...

allow me sir.

*most humble servant crawls into service*

This place is nice children

Mr Bux is far too busy to get involved in the detail

khepri II wrote:


allow me sir.

*most humble servant crawls into service*

The display of servility is too, too much.

Johnny Boy wrote:

khepri II wrote:


allow me sir.

*most humble servant crawls into service*

The display of servility is too, too much.

Oh! do you think

I thought I gauged it just about right

anyway, who do you think I am; the red arrows

khepri II wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:

khepri II wrote:


allow me sir.

*most humble servant crawls into service*

The display of servility is too, too much.

Oh! do you think

I thought I gauged it just about right

anyway, who do you think I am; the red arrows

I just lurve (and I am guessing here ...) this non-UK humour. Messages bounce around the world, get lost in translation, acquire some local nuances and come bouncing back to blighty more surreal than Dali on acid.

Good stuff fellow Heartlander.