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Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 06:54
by Being645
Dan wrote:
& at some other gig, can't remember which
"This song was written by a bald man."
Then later in the same gig before Gimme Shelter
"This was written by a bald man too."
... hey, that sounds like good perspectives ...
...
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 07:20
by Ozpat
CP 1993:
"Isn't it strange who turns up on a day like this"
"A day at the beach....part 2"
"There are some strange looking people out here; I hope you're not with me. Did I ask you to (come)....ahh....I think not! This is for you anyway" (More).
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 14:39
by Pista
Do what John?
To a shouter at Amsterdam 83
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 14:46
by Pista
I know you're not looking. But if you were looking...
To a "very attentive" LX desk op in Sibiu 2010
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 15:11
by radiojamaica
Maybe I should tell some leper jokes like we did in Boston (LA '83)
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 15:14
by Pista
radiojamaica wrote:Maybe I should tell some leper jokes like we did in Boston (LA '83)
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 01:15
by mh
"And there I was with my trousers half off" (classic pre-encore line)
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 10:29
by markfiend
OK Swedes, this is it
(before Gimme Gimme Gimme)
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 13:08
by czuczu
"I can't hear me either"
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 14:53
by Tesh
markfiend wrote:OK Swedes, this is it
(before Gimme Gimme Gimme)
http://youtu.be/8dlgFauThMU
Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 16:17
by copper
You need to get out less (Leeds XXX)
Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 23:08
by Pista
You can take my word for it. He's a freelance gynaecologist.
(Arvika 2001)
Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 23:30
by Prescott
" ... it's not that stealthy when it's parked on your lawn."
Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 23:38
by Pista
Prescott wrote:" ... it's not that stealthy when it's parked on your lawn."
Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 12:33
by LyanvisAberrant
mh wrote:"And there I was with my trousers half off" (classic pre-encore line)
That made me burst out laughin'.
And I'm in school... supposed to be doing work...
Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 01:36
by paint it black
one liner comedy sideshow
'i like the end of a rainbow'
Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 10:50
by paint it black
'you like submission? ... yeah you probably do'
Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 17:44
by Pista
Let's not forget the immortal...
Put their heads on f**king pikes in front of the venue!
Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 11:50
by Pista
Sold. To the man that looks like Rutger Hauer.
Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 17:40
by Gripper
"We played one yesterday for David Blunkett and Sheffield City Council. A fine buncha lads." (Manchester Gallery '83)
Posted: 09 Apr 2013, 04:24
by H. Blackrose
"I'm feeling a whole lot better than I did yesterday. Probably due to the absence of the gentlemen of the press! Short shrift!"
- Dark Christmas
p.s. see sig line
Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 15:50
by Pista
On the tombola........Nurse!!
M'era Luna 2000
Posted: 17 Apr 2013, 14:27
by LyanvisAberrant
" you ever noticed how my eyes follow you around the room?"
Somewhere, at sometime before playing Romeo Down.
Posted: 19 Apr 2013, 12:13
by Silver_Owl
"You've got Scottish written all over your bum."
Posted: 19 Apr 2013, 12:46
by Pista