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Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter

Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

PMSL

zaltys7 wrote:Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter

lol
Like you already....Don't listen to Big Si, he's just f**ked off that he lives no-where near me so I can't buy him those pints of rusty a*rse p*ss that was promised way back!!!!

Sexygoth wrote:

zaltys7 wrote:Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter

lol
Like you already....Don't listen to Big Si, he's just **** off that he lives no-where near me so I can't buy him those pints of rusty a*rse p*ss that was promised way back!!!!

Like the one your holding in your avatar?

Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

I'll give you that one!

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks!

That looks a bit like a southern drink actually!!!!

Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

OH MY GOD--I can't breathe for laughing!

Johnny Boy wrote:

Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

I'll give you that one!

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks!

Here Johnny let me give you a hand and get you off the floor!

Black Planet wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:

Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

I'll give you that one!

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks!

Here Johnny let me give you a hand and get you off the floor!

Thanks Planet
(Soon know who your friends are once you're zimmer-less ...)

... but the ambulance is already taking me back to the hospice. Where the nurses are waiting to give me a bed bath ... The perils of growing old ...

And the man has the audacity to call me leacherous!!!

Jim wrote:And the man has the audacity to call me leacherous!!!

So, so many things they forgive the elderly for ...

Padstar wrote:Hi,

There seemto be a few names im seeing around here who dont seem to be posting....

Dont be retiscent, say hi!

Paddy.

Now't wrong with being a voyeur

if thats your thing i guess.....

Paddy.

out of curiosity-is there a time limit on membership here?
like you register,then dont log in,or post then 2 years later you get deleted?
just wondered if there was a duff member clearout that went on.....
oh and not that i would advocate it,but what about somone who registers,then registers again under a diff name.one person could have a thousand different alias' and who'd be the wiser?
whose to know that you are not the only real member and the rest are al alternative personalities of one person

Serendipityhaven wrote:out of curiosity-is there a time limit on membership here?
like you register,then dont log in,or post then 2 years later you get deleted?
just wondered if there was a duff member clearout that went on.....
oh and not that i would advocate it,but what about somone who registers,then registers again under a diff name.one person could have a thousand different alias' and who'd be the wiser?
whose to know that you are not the only real member and the rest are al alternative personalities of one person

And unfortunatley that does tend to go on

And we come to my point about having "a bit of a cull" - mind you, I missed the point about lurkers. You don't see em, so you assume they're not there. But they are.

A bit like the invisible bunny men.

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