Heartland

I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.

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Master Margarita wrote:I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.

American Psycho.

Pleased ta meetcha!

http://www.labeautysupply.com/brandnames/John-Masters/

nice

Quiff Boy wrote:http://www.labeautysupply.com/brandnames/John-Masters/

nice

'organic haircare'?

I'm guessing you need hair to use these products? Leaves me out.

My coffee. Again. F*ck.

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time.

CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck.

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time.

Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.

Jim wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck.

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time.

Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.

Hey--it's only happened twice (this week).

It's not a habit or anything (except for this week).

I'm stocking up on napkins as I write.

wearing:
fields of the nephilim shirt
black velvet skirt
doc martens that are too small
too many bracelets
too much eyeliner
red and black lipstick
and not enough powder

Jim wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck.

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time.

Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.

How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?

CellThree wrote:

Jim wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck.

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time.

Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.

How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?

I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses!

And it really wasn't my fault this time. There was a hole in the cup. In the bottom.

CorpPunk wrote:

CellThree wrote:

Jim wrote: Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.

How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?

I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses!

And it really wasn't my fault this time. There was a hole in the cup. In the bottom.

Rule no.1 of trying to drink out of cups. Make sure there is a bottom in it. I take it these are crappy paper cups? Buy a mug!

CellThree wrote:Rule no.1 of trying to drink out of cups. Make sure there is a bottom in it.

Good advice, well-earned.

CorpPunk wrote: I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses!

Alas, Nurse is rather busy today as she's taking me to the cleaners.

She regrets that she does not know any male nurses, as she has no interest in the opposite sex and all that frightfully, unmentionable, squelchy business.

CorpPunk wrote:

Master Margarita wrote:I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.

American Psycho.

Pleased ta meetcha!

Wow - someone guessed my pet name for you MM ...........

Yesterday -

Today -

Yeah, I like my suits razor sharp!

Suits....

I think I've got one of them. Uncomfortable things I seem to remember. Make you sweat on hot days, but not warm enough to stop you freezing in winter.

Jim wrote:Suits....

I think I've got one of them. Uncomfortable things I seem to remember. Make you sweat on hot days, but not warm enough to stop you freezing in winter.

Everyone else in the office is wearing Jeans and T-shirts, I just like to be more of an individual.

And I also hate wearing denim

Very good point about the weather though!

People should only wear suits if they wear them well.

Master Margarita wrote:People should only wear suits if they wear them well.

That's me baby!

hallucienate wrote:ponce

That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.

Master Margarita wrote:

hallucienate wrote:ponce

That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.

and I thought that was the 3 packets of sweets I had after lunch.

hallucienate wrote:

Master Margarita wrote:

hallucienate wrote:ponce

That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.

and I thought that was the 3 packets of sweets I had after lunch.

Don't forget the yellow Jelly Baby!

Black top, black pencil skirt, fish - nets and black pointy shoes ..

Yep , Im in the office.