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see if there are any spangles?
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emilystrange wrote:see if there are any spangles?
Is he doing time travel as well ?

@James Blast oh - the banter !
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a can or two of Cresta (its frothy man!) if its not too much trouble :lol:
trying to be the person my dog already thinks i am......
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:@James Blast oh - the banter !
Gallus, innit?!
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I'll have a Heartland 2014 where we are bantering about the new album and organising get togethers for each gig. Roll calls online are especially fun.
Failing that Fiendy can I have a yard of Jaffa Cakes and a bottle of vodka?
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Yard of Jaffa Cakes is a con. It's not just one huge box, it contains several smaller boxes. I was gutted.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Can you get me a life please?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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:lol: They were fresh out. I was looking for one for myself as well.
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markfiend wrote:Yard of Jaffa Cakes is a con. It's not just one huge box, it contains several smaller boxes. I was gutted.
I was conned too, and similarly gutted. I mean if I *want* 4 ordinary boxes, I'll buy 4 ordinary boxes!

And don't get me started on Endless Crunchies....trades description act anyone?
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DerekR wrote: And don't get me started on Endless Crunchies....
copy of razzle..
sock full of gravel..
viagra?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: viagra?
i didn't imagine you was at such baf point :lol:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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psichonaut wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: vi*gra?
i didn't imagine you was at such baf point :lol:
it's an even more interesting drug to take when you don't need it. ;D
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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markfiend wrote:Yard of Jaffa Cakes is a con. It's not just one huge box, it contains several smaller boxes. I was gutted.
But you can play Star Wars with it surely?
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You could play Star Wars with the Viagra - if you wanted
Well you must know something
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million voices wrote:You could play Star Wars with the vi*gra - if you wanted
a bit excessive for a "Han(d) Solo" . :innocent: :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Who needs Jaffa Cakes to play Star Wars when you have a lightsaberâ„¢?
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