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Posted: 13 May 2014, 09:50
by Silver_Owl
Official When You Don't See Me Raybans.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 10:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
"I was Wrong" generic Vi*gra pills.

IZ.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 10:07
by Silver_Owl
Valentine crotchless panties. :innocent:

Posted: 13 May 2014, 10:09
by Pista
"More tea vicar?" mugs

;D

Posted: 13 May 2014, 10:09
by markfiend
"This Corrosion" branded WD40

Posted: 13 May 2014, 10:22
by Izzy HaveMercy
Hey, we found a use for this thread after all! ;D

"Blood Money" jewelry.

IZ.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 11:04
by Quiff Boy
Just renamed the thread to something vaguely useful... it is in the Tour section after all ;)

Posted: 13 May 2014, 11:04
by Quiff Boy
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"I was Wrong" generic Vi*gra pills.

IZ.
morning-after pills, surely?

Posted: 13 May 2014, 11:10
by Pista
Those bags really need to have "Shopping Thing" printed on them

Posted: 13 May 2014, 11:19
by abridged
Dr. Jeep...let me think... :wink:

Posted: 13 May 2014, 11:56
by paint it black
white t-shirts are nowt new, go back to black on white 'black october' in 1984 :wink:

only one black on white heartland t though ;D

Posted: 13 May 2014, 12:19
by Izzy HaveMercy
paint it black wrote:white t-shirts are nowt new, go back to black on white 'black october' in 1984 :wink:

only one black on white heartland t though ;D
'Ecru' is white-ish, no? ;)

IZ.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 13:24
by paint it black
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
paint it black wrote:white t-shirts are nowt new, go back to black on white 'black october' in 1984 :wink:

only one black on white heartland t though ;D
'Ecru' is white-ish, no? ;)

IZ.
as black is to grey my friend :wink:

EZ.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 13:29
by Izzy HaveMercy
paint it black wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
paint it black wrote:white t-shirts are nowt new, go back to black on white 'black october' in 1984 :wink:

only one black on white heartland t though ;D
'Ecru' is white-ish, no? ;)

IZ.
as black is to grey my friend :wink:

EZ.
Close enough! :)

IZ.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 18:41
by Robson
and a Rain From Heaven umbrella

Posted: 13 May 2014, 18:50
by Pista
Robson wrote:and a Rain From Heaven umbrella
Winner!!
:lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Posted: 13 May 2014, 19:00
by Robson
Fix duct tape ?

Posted: 13 May 2014, 19:20
by Robson
Driven Like The Snow winter tyres

Posted: 13 May 2014, 19:35
by GC
Bury Me Deep Condoms

Posted: 13 May 2014, 19:42
by Pista
Gollum's Cock wrote:Bury Me Deep Condoms
:lol:

Posted: 13 May 2014, 19:56
by EvilBastard
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe Von learned something from our Creative Souls here on the HeartLand?
Naah, if he'd been reading the threads they'd have slippers on the merch stand, with You Could Be The Right One and Left On Mission and Revenge written on the toes.

Posted: 13 May 2014, 20:01
by radiojamaica
Silence is platinum wrote:The "anaconda" shirt looks realy cool, the rest looks indeed uninspired.
Yeah, I want that Anaconda shirt too, but we can hardly call it inspired can we? In the early nineties they had all of the early singles printed on shirts, backprints and all. I'm still after the Reptile House EP shirt, so they really don't have to feel bad to reissue that shirt.


Oh, and I want a Possesseion jewellery case for the missus :wink:

Posted: 13 May 2014, 22:19
by vicus
They printed wrong tourdates at those shirts (black AND white)

Posted: 13 May 2014, 22:23
by Pista
radiojamaica wrote:
Silence is platinum wrote:The "anaconda" shirt looks realy cool, the rest looks indeed uninspired.
Yeah, I want that Anaconda shirt too, but we can hardly call it inspired can we? In the early nineties they had all of the early singles printed on shirts, backprints and all. I'm still after the Reptile House EP shirt, so they really don't have to feel bad to reissue that shirt.

No back print but

Posted: 13 May 2014, 22:50
by ozjohn1
Have just chuckled my way through all of this, thanks guys for an early morning kickstart