Heartland

Ready...

invisible lipstick?

well i think we know who ate all the pies

let the banter begin

Many thanks guys! I can see yous all in the FPL league.

I'm very impressed by your enthusiasm, and desire. I'm very excited and have total belief in yous, and myself, that I can lead this team to victory. White men can't jump, Fat Bobs can't run. Even in Fantasy.

Unfortunately, I'm still waiting for two players to join the FPL league:

Hom_Corleone
markfiend

Who both happen to be Moderators...

It's not for me to judge, but maybe both of you should take some time out from salivating over those cheap kitchen spam threads, diverted directly into the secret Modmin section, and pay attention.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Unfortunately, I'm still waiting for two players to join the FPL league:

Hom_Corleone
markfiend

will that be 11 of us then? i count 14 altogether (in the league) so with mark and steve (hom) not on there thats only 5 cure fan -still quite a few short....unless they're all siamese twins.

I'm in.

BTW is it just me or is HL running really slowly at the moment?

markfiend wrote:...is it just me or is HL running really slowly at the moment?

there was some technical problems (regarding HL) posted on twitter yesterday. i can't say i've noticed myself, but then i'm connected through a tethered smartphone, so slow is as slow does.

Barry has sorted it now I think.

markfiend wrote:I'm in.

And then there was one...

Whilst trawling through a huge, huge file I have, called "Picture" (which is where the IT guys dumped everything after transferring from my dead HD to the new one, sans files) I came across this gem.

Picture caption competition:

What is Lee whispering in Johnny's ear?



I'll go for...

Lee: "Don't go for a fucking piss Johnny. It's an old-skool, step-up, wall-urinal with piss swimming on the floor. With your non-grip, pointy-boots, you'll probably end up slipping, and head-butting a condom machine. Backwards. And end up in A&E."

and did you listen? did you bollocks.

I yearn for HL p*ss up.

Did I say I'm in by the way?

Can i register in one week? when i ll be back from holidays.

LONG ISLAND UTD are ready to rock!

Hom_Corleone wrote:LONG ISLAND UTD are ready to rock!

Nice one! And yes, I can now see you.

iesus wrote:Can i register in one week? when i ll be back from holidays.

Ok Konstantinos, I'll hold the last team place open for you. Let me know when you're back from your hols, registered, and I'll give you the league code.

I am Nigel, for we are many. Or rather 11, and there's a nice mix to the team make-up:

6 Englanders, 1 German, 1 Scot, 1 Manx, 1 Greek and a Girl.

I bet Pista's pistaing his pants.

Bloody Oi!â„¢ Englander? I'm a Citizen of the Galaxy.

We're up to seven at the mo with more PMs being fired out currently.

markfiend wrote:Bloody Oi!â„¢ Englander? I'm a Citizen of the Galaxy.

Think yourself damn lucky I didn't list the team make-up as:

5 Englanders, 1 German, 1 Scot, 1 Manx, 1 Greek, 1 Girl and a Goff who likes to show his nips on camera.

Girl's a nationality?

Eh? No Joanne, it's a gender.

I was attempting to highlight the nice mix, and how inclusive the Industrial Groove Machine is.

If that flew past you, like an A47 Peterborough fly-over fly-by, it's your problem. As Team Coach, I can't be dealing with pre-season dissent from any of my players at this stage.

Grow some balls (which I realise is not genetically possible) for the next nine months ahead.

Post the 'Jo' kitchen image Lee.

oi! off yer high horse!
and i'll have you know i already have a set of honourary balls, awarded by the lads i was in 6th form with.

Girl it is then. nice dark gothic sort of girl. none of yer namby pamby princess stuff.

Well well.
Rifts in pre-season already?

i can't help if the team coach is flouncing :p

I think I'm keeping up but;

Who's Joanne?