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Nork1 wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

or spit?

Brad wrote:My question: "Just what the f**k is your problem?"

Nork1 wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

(And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

rien wrote:

Nork1 wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

(And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

"As King of the Goths I avoid Sunshine" would probably be his answer.

Gollum's Cock wrote:

rien wrote: (And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

"As King of the Goths I avoid Sunshine" would probably be his answer.

Eh, from what I've read/heard from him so far, I kinda doubt that

Can you lend me a tenner?

rien wrote:

Nork1 wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

(And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

He squints and looks pale.

Dan wrote:

rien wrote:

Nork1 wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

(And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

He squints and looks pale.

rien wrote: (And to stay with the topic: "since you go incognito by taking your sunglasses off, what do you do on a proper sunny day when you want to stay incognito?")

"...do you want this body?"

Camy wrote:"...do you want this body?"

At last someone speaks not to mince matters.

Joy wrote:

Camy wrote:"...do you want this body?"

Al last someone speaks not to mince matters.

Life is too short for bulls*h*i*t.

Joy wrote:

Camy wrote:"...do you want this body?"

At last someone speaks not to mince matters.

I'm a newb, I can't write stuff like this yet ;]]
Besides, for something of that sort I'd need a time-machine to go back to a point where he's still attractive (and single. No point hitting on on someone who's not single.)

rien wrote:

Joy wrote:

Camy wrote:"...do you want this body?"

At last someone speaks not to mince matters.

I'm a newb, I can't write stuff like this yet ;]]
Besides, for something of that sort I'd need a time-machine to go back to a point where he's still attractive (and single. No point hitting on on someone who's not single.)

He is still very attractive.
It is dangerous to be close to him because his manly aura makes you melt, I mean it.

"What was the last movie you watched?"

Joy wrote:He is still very attractive.
It is dangerous to be close to him because his manly aura makes you melt, I mean it.

I can only imagine

Hehe. Okay, I'll paraphrase: time-machine to a point where I would still have found him attractive. Goatee Gollum isn't so much my cuppa tea

Though I would certainly be honoured/giddy should I ever find myself in his presence.

And in keeping with the thread: "Did you ever have to use that steel bar, and if yes, did it work?"

Wanna go dancing?

Does chopping onions make you cry?

Do you want to borrow fifty quid? http://www.theguardian.com/guardian-mas ... dia-course

Yggdrasil wrote:Since releasing a new album would be both profitable, provide a much-needed reinvigoration of both the band and its fan base, and allow you total artistic control, why won't you do so?

"Because I don't need the money and I can't be arsed to make one"

My question is why do you hide behind shades?

Surely you're not so ugly??

Dear Doktor,

it seems soo hard to keep in shape these days and being a visual effects zombie i rarely spend any time away from the monitor.Besides i smoke and i drink.How do you maintain this slim silhouette?Does being engulved by dry ice has anything to do with it?

p.s.If you could hook me up with one of those Sisters chrome zippo lighters that you probably have dosens of in your basement,that would be great

damagedone wrote: p.s.If you could hook me up with one of those Sisters chrome zippo lighters that you probably have dosens of in your basement,that would be great

... ... that's a good idea ... ...

... and if there should be more of them, me (as obviously an incurable smoker), I'd take one as well ... ... and yes, dark midnight chrome, please ... ...

What kind of car do you drive?

I'd ask YCBTO-- yes or no.