Victim of Circumstance wrote:I do think there are topics which are too severe to make jokes about
I disagree. Here's another one:
Three guys, a Canadian, Calif Ibrahim of the IS and Von are walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I grant you a wish, each. Choose carefully!" says the Genie.
"I am a farmer, I want all of the land of Canada to be forever fertile", says
the Canadian. POOF, Canada is forever made fertile for farming.
The Calif is astonished and quickly praises Allah. Then he demands:
"I want a mighty wall around the whole Middle East so no infidel can
ever come in again." -- POOF, and the Genie makes it so.
Now it's Von's turn. He rolls up his eyes in thought, pondering.
After a long while, he says to the Genie: "Tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about a mile high, a mile wide and gapless.
It is as strong as Suleika's thighs and nothing can ever get in or out."
Von smiles. "Fill it with water."