Heartland

Pista wrote:

Mav787 wrote:From the BBC:

This year, Gareth Southgate's men will be without key defender John Stones for the opening two matches through concussion.

To quote Dan Hudson, "Bollocks to it. What a shag wanking disaster"

Are you speaking as a Fantasy Football manager or an England supporter?

I'm guessing its the first one.

As a fantasy footy manager at the moment
I had Stones in my starting line up purely as I knew who the heck he was

edit. Thank heavens for manual substitutions

Oh. Er. Yeah. Fantasy Football.

Can I be let off with a note from my mum Mr Rev 7.0?

Looks like Berahino is crocked too

Pista wrote:Looks like Berahino is crocked too

Fabulous Alice band selection from me for tonight.

didn't get a chance to take Stones out, dammit!
oh well. 15 points totally by accident isn't too bad.

& the substitutions are closed.
I almost picked him before I finally went for Ings.
He's out for the whole bun fight now

i can transfer him out, just too late for tonight's bash.
bloody work. i'll be glad when these reports are all done tomorrow night and i can have some life back.

I want more badges

Just checked on Sturaro & it says he's played 90 minutes. Which is odd, what with the game only 60 minutes in

Pista wrote:I want more badges

Just checked on Sturaro & it says he's played 90 minutes. Which is odd, what with the game only 60 minutes in

Yes they keep f**king up the points in game.

Oh and he's been sent off for punching an opponent

Sorry. A little bit of wee came out when I read that.

Well my transfer list for the next game's got a leader then.

markfiend wrote:Can I be let off with a note from my mum Mr Rev 7.0?

Natürlich! But there will be a penance to pay in Manc land post-gig. Just been looking at the Midland restaurant/bar menus and my favourite beer is there.

80p from a supermarket, £2.50 on a night out here, but an incredible £6.50 at the Midland.

I've no idea what you'll be wearing that night, but I'd suggest you have very deep pockets.

WC "Incoming!" after tonight's games. Desperately trying to get a handle on this game.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:WC "Incoming!" after tonight's games. Desperately trying to get a handle on this game.

I know. After 38+ weeks on FPL, it's like suddenly switching to an different make of phone where all the buttons are in the wrong place

It's difficult but we all once owned a NOKIA.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:It's difficult but we all once owned a NOKIA.

Brain rays!

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:

markfiend wrote:Can I be let off with a note from my mum Mr Rev 7.0?

Natürlich! But there will be a penance to pay in Manc land post-gig. Just been looking at the Midland restaurant/bar menus and my favourite beer is there.

80p from a supermarket, £2.50 on a night out here, but an incredible £6.50 at the Midland.

I've no idea what you'll be wearing that night, but I'd suggest you have very deep pockets.

There's a branch of Morrissons just down the road, I'll smuggle beer back to the room(s)!

I'm going to phone my mum and genuinely ask her for a note

I appear to have gone from last to third in the last couple of hours. It seems as random as picking lottery numbers. Could anyone here name more than three members of their team (without cheating) ?

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:I appear to have gone from last to third in the last couple of hours. It seems as random as picking lottery numbers. Could anyone here name more than three members of their team (without cheating) ?

Yes......well.....err... no actually.

I am refreshing the league every now & then & starting to get a bit sea sick

I think it's working in "real time".

markfiend wrote:There's a branch of Morrissons just down the road.

Oooh! Good call. I always like to have a six-pack of mini Melton Mowbray pork pies in my back pocket. Just in case.

markfiend wrote:I'm going to phone my mum and genuinely ask her for a note

I've met your Mum and she's met me. The (genuine) note may be acceptable when presented in real life in Manc land. Keep digging that hole Mark.

Yay!
Mid table already.
Job done then

I'm still thinking the points system must be crocked as apparently I'm fourth. Fourth? That word does not exist in my FF vocabulary. WC activated.