Heartland

....and the not so pretty ones would be just plain.

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@million voices: if they get wet they become all kneady...

...and they don't really love you they just want you for your dough and they always leave the house in a mess because they have no home pride

...and then the reprobates sleep around and catch yeast infections.

But not the ones with problems that can't get it to rise

* shiver ...

Flour-related story

An old friend of mine (let's call him C) back in the day was going to see The Nephilim. (Probably the Psychonaut tour IIRC)

Now as is well known, the Neffs like(d) to cover themselves with flour so as to look like dust-covered techno-cowboys (or something), and C and his friends wanted to emulate this look. Being poor students at the time, the closest to flour that any of the gang could find in their cupboards was a box of cake-mix, specifically scone mixture.

On the way to the gig, C and company got caught in a rain shower. In the venue itself, with the warmth of the crowd, the moisture from the rain, the cake-mix raising agents started to work... rather than flour, the group ended up covered in little lumps of dough.

Add some, eggs, sugar, marmolade and they could get nice cake - poor students would turn lose into win.

didnt the Nephs themselves get busted by the drug-squad only for the offending powders to turn out to be flour? tres rock'n'roll...

[quote="million voices"]....and the not so pretty ones would be just plain.[/quote]

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@gunther: go to top of page and click PROFILE. when you get to ypur profile page scroll right down to last but one box and on the left click YES next to ALWAYS ALLOW BB CODE then click submit at the bottom of the page.

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Sorry been busy ...now it should work

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@million voices: if they get wet they become all kneady...

If only ....

million voices wrote:...and they don't really love you they just want you for your dough and they always leave the house in a mess because they have no home pride

..... just keep mine unsliced

markfiend wrote:Flour-related story

An old friend of mine (let's call him C) back in the day was going to see The Nephilim. (Probably the Psychonaut tour IIRC)

Now as is well known, the Neffs like(d) to cover themselves with flour so as to look like dust-covered techno-cowboys (or something), and C and his friends wanted to emulate this look. Being poor students at the time, the closest to flour that any of the gang could find in their cupboards was a box of cake-mix, specifically scone mixture.

On the way to the gig, C and company got caught in a rain shower. In the venue itself, with the warmth of the crowd, the moisture from the rain, the cake-mix raising agents started to work... rather than flour, the group ended up covered in little lumps of dough.

...hahahahahhaa

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:didnt the Nephs themselves get busted by the drug-squad only for the offending powders to turn out to be flour? tres rock'n'roll...

..Ha ....

Günther wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@gunther: go to top of page and click PROFILE. when you get to ypur profile page scroll right down to last but one box and on the left click YES next to ALWAYS ALLOW BB CODE then click submit at the bottom of the page.

then your quotes will work.

Sorry been busy ...now it should work

top banana!