Yet another test..When will you die?

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%) :?: :?: :?:
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (10%) :cry:
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%) :urff:
Alien Abduction (6%) :eek:
i can live with that.... :roll:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%) :?: :?: :?:
I think they mean electrocussion?... :?:

Just out of curiosity... Did any of you NOT had the biggest probability of dying of cancer, or are we all doomed?...
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January 14, 2042
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
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moonchild wrote:January 14, 2042
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Hmmm... Considering the stats for our country, I'd say we have a 50/50 possilibity between cancer and horrible (car) accident... :?
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