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iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up

I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up

I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up

I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

It's still luck for the 10 hours-a-week players! (of which I'm not one)

Aww. Clatters has had to be replaced tonight due to illness.
Either that or his spray on orange tan started rubbing off

I use the Allardyce "team selection" method, eat three plates of chips, wash that down with a pie, a very big pie, okay a very very very big pie - I then demand lots of money for talking rubbish, spend the rest of the night sulking in the corner then pick whoever the media have slagged off.

GOD wrote:

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

iesus wrote:Nikolas Vitus Lagartija keep the IGM flag up

I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you

For a couple of grand I could probably arrange a meeting with a Telegraph journalist

do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

GOD wrote:

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: I'll do my best (but let's be honest, for us ten-minutes-a-week players it's all a matter of luck).

Keep winning and I'll set The Telegraph on you

For a couple of grand I could probably arrange a meeting with a Telegraph journalist

emilystrange wrote:do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

I know it's called magic spray, but not sure it's up to miracles

A couple of grand is my daily vinyl shopping budget ... .. .

i can teach a child to read, write, calculate, empathise, reason, research... but not sit still for a minute and listen!

6/7 ain't too bad

6/8... or 3/4 if you simplify

emilystrange wrote:do you think i could use one of those foam sprays in class so that the kids will stay inside the circle drawn?

Yep, just add fire.

i'm not, strictly speaking, supposed to put them at risk :p

Palace saved by the linesman!

emilystrange wrote:i'm not, strictly speaking, supposed to put them at risk :p

If they stand still they'll be fine ......


Anyway, Steve says you shouldn't be trused with children, something about you having a short fuse and a sharpened knitting needle in your handbag?!

Hang on, was that the thing I wasn't meant to mention?! I get confused.

Wasn't it chalk?
Sharpened chalk?

it's not a knitting needle. you can disguise anything as a black eyeliner.

Well if you're not sure how I supposed to know!!

emilystrange wrote:it's not a knitting needle. you can disguise anything as a black eyeliner.

A pineapple?

bits of it, aye

Ah see, then it would be an ayeliner, not an eyeliner.

i'm not that posh

I am sometimes, usually 3.32 am on a Tuesday morning.

Dammit Palace!