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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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If you hit it off you could go to the beech.


Coat, got, off.
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i'm an anarchist. (and not in the daily mail's mis-definition of the word).
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i'm an anarchist. (and not in the daily mail's mis-definition of the word).
Do I dare ask what the Daily Mail's definition is? ... Actually, no. I think it's safe to say my faith in humanity has already taken enough of a beating without hearing how that rag defines anything.
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Any sensible person takes note of what the Daily Mail says and then does the opposite.
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I discovered one of my friends had their app on her phone. I felt dirty...

... Though admittedly, not quite as dirty as when I accidentally slept with someone who later told me he'd been the leader of the local Young Conservatives group.
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Is there enough Dettol? lol x
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No, no there is not. It's like a bad trip. Fifteen years on and I'm still having flashbacks!
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My 'ex' would say that you have confessed enough, so live long and prosper
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Vulcan absolution. Splendid!
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70's comedy "Citizen Smith" Brilliant Woolfie!! lol Left wing!!
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