Heartland

If you hit it off you could go to the beech.


Coat, got, off.

i'm an anarchist. (and not in the daily mail's mis-definition of the word).

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i'm an anarchist. (and not in the daily mail's mis-definition of the word).

Do I dare ask what the Daily Mail's definition is? ... Actually, no. I think it's safe to say my faith in humanity has already taken enough of a beating without hearing how that rag defines anything.

Any sensible person takes note of what the Daily Mail says and then does the opposite.

I discovered one of my friends had their app on her phone. I felt dirty...

... Though admittedly, not quite as dirty as when I accidentally slept with someone who later told me he'd been the leader of the local Young Conservatives group.

Is there enough Dettol? lol x

No, no there is not. It's like a bad trip. Fifteen years on and I'm still having flashbacks!

My 'ex' would say that you have confessed enough, so live long and prosper

Vulcan absolution. Splendid!

70's comedy "Citizen Smith" Brilliant Woolfie!! lol Left wing!!