Heartland

Thanks to all the late folks too

Sorry Tim

cant improve on the [s]wishful thinking[/s] [s]utter lie[/s] *ahem* plausibly good reason i used on fuckface for my tardiness -namely i had to jump out of a cake for Lady Gaga who shares your birthday -but i can tell you:

Thanks but I want my Cake with Lady Gaga

wanting your cake and eating it -we are told as sproglings- is greedy and equivalent to wanting the moon-on-a-stick....but if you have your cake and can't eat it, what's the f**king point?

i haven't been speaking to Gaga for a while (since her world tour tickets -staring at £100 a pop- sold out in 3 days thus thwarting my hopes of maybe inhaling air-borne particles of her sweat) but normal service has been resumed so i'll see what i can do. fanny-batternburg anyone? i hear she has her cake and eats it all the time.

OMG, I can't believe I missed it! I suck!!! Happy belated, Dear Marky Mark!!!

Thank you!