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ok, have changed the CHAT thing slightly:

1st - i have slowed the page reload/refresh rate down to 10 seconds. it was reloading every 5 seconds, but phpmychat uses 10 secs and that seemed a little nicer on the eyes, so... its slower, but thats the price you pay.

2nd - i reversed the way it shows messages - iot now scrolls upwards - new messages appear at the top. it take a bit of getting used to but it does mean that the thing doiesnt ahev to keep whizzing down to teh bottom every time it releads, so again its easier on the eyes...

it does however mean that in the chat "preview window" on the front page you nwo need to scroll to the bottom in order to log in, but you cant have it both ways ;)

anyways, have a play and let me know what you think :)
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very nice- would be better with people of course :wink:
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:very nice- would be better with people of course :wink:
nah, in my experience they always spoil stuff ;) :D :D
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Thanks QB ! And it was great chatting with you . Enjoy your hol!

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ta :)
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yeah, it works much better now!
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Yup, a very smooth chatting experience - that is if my f*cking boss would have left me alone for one bloody minute.
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does that mean you will all stop f**king whining like little girls now?

you were doing my bleedin' head in :D :D :D :twisted: :P
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@Quffy: We'll stop whining about the chat room, yes.

@Everyone else: new project, find something else to whine about. :wink:
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oh joy...

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Quiff Boy wrote:oh joy...

:urff:
enjoy your holiday :twisted: ;D :wink:
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i could always take the fiorum offline for the duration... ;) :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:i could always take the fiorum offline for the duration... ;) :twisted:
that's not even funny :urff: :eek: :eek:
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you'd all have to go outside, or talk to another human being, or something! :D :D :D
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:twisted:

scared ya! ;)
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bastard! you need a holiday!
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Quiff Boy wrote::innocent:

you'd all have to go outside, or talk to another human being, or something! :D :D :D
I've met people outside. They're not right. :?
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Oi!!!!! I'm bloody right!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:Oi!!!!! I'm bloody right!!!
i guess there's always an exception to the rule! :D
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its 1 Am - I tried to join "Chat" - 3 members were "Chatting" and I could not join! - Is there a limit on how many people can chat at any one time?
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Yeah, me too. I keep having technical difficulties.
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Dude...my chat window closed on its own, and now it won't log me out even though I logged out of Heartland and closed my browser...so everytime I hit "join chat" I get a duplicate error window! WTF?!
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Prob. solved. I'll stop whining now, QB.
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CorpPunk wrote:Dude...my chat window closed on its own, and now it won't log me out even though I logged out of Heartland and closed my browser...so everytime I hit "join chat" I get a duplicate error window! WTF?!
@ CorpPunk - I was having exactly the same problem - I even closed my browser - nothing worked - then I logged out of "my heartland" - logged back in - after 5 minutes and that worked!

Perhaps QB needs to hace a fiddle ;-)
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