Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 08:05
CellThree wrote:
What's Theo got to do with it?
lmaothat's Theo Cosby, Theo Logical is a scientist.
lmaothat's Theo Cosby, Theo Logical is a scientist.
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lmaothat's Theo Cosby, Theo Logical is a scientist.
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 10:53
a Scientist
knew you'd get us back to the Sisters Hal
don't know how you manage it.
btw - don't suppose it could have been a magic teapot << for those old enough to remember Gong >>
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
double whammy
knew you'd get us back to the Sisters Hal
don't know how you manage it.
btw - don't suppose it could have been a magic teapot << for those old enough to remember Gong >>
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
double whammy
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 11:00
but I didn't mean to bring it back to the Sisters 
This the Joke Of Day forum.
Scientists? You mean the support act from 198?
Sorry, I'm too young, and probably too far south to get your jokes.
This the Joke Of Day forum.Scientists? You mean the support act from 198?
Sorry, I'm too young, and probably too far south to get your jokes.
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 12:10
I think you might do something better with the time, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.khepri II wrote:
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 12:16
Some of thr funniest answers I could find.... (this is joke of the day after all)
"Because they both come with inky quills."
"Because Poe wrote on both."
"Because there is a B in both and an N in neither"
and LC's "official" answer:
"Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!"
"Because they both come with inky quills."
"Because Poe wrote on both."
"Because there is a B in both and an N in neither"
and LC's "official" answer:
"Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!"
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 12:46
@ JimJim wrote:I think you might do something better with the time, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.khepri II wrote:
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn't talk about wasting it
@ Hal indeed the very same
don't worry my memory is about as good as a magic teapot. must be all those years consuming chocolate mushrooms
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 13:36
don't mention the mushrooms...
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 15:56
we're all mushrooms at workhallucienate wrote:don't mention the mushrooms...
do you know that one over there?
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 16:02
nope.
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 16:33
kept in the dark and fed bull sh it
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 17:29
We're supposed to be humble. First shall be last and last shall be first kinda stuff, so it follows that we can also say that third shall be fourth and fourth shall be third.
Or something.
Or something.
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 18:18
aahhh, I understand now, and can relatekhepri II wrote:kept in the dark and fed bull sh it
Posted: 01 Oct 2003, 20:08
I remember "Gong" - very odd and very entertaining!khepri II wrote:a Scientist
knew you'd get us back to the Sisters Hal
don't know how you manage it.
btw - don't suppose it could have been a magic teapot << for those old enough to remember Gong >>
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
double whammy
I attended a gig in The Bristol Beirkeller in 1989 and it was great!
I also went to gig by "The University of Errors" in Cardiffs Toucab Club back in June.
Daevid Allen was the front man with 3 New York "nutters" on Guitar Drums and Base - One of the best gigs I have been to in a very long time. They were manic - if they are playing near you - go - you will not regret it!
Posted: 02 Oct 2003, 04:02
Congratulations! I'm still in the dark.hallucienate wrote:aahhh, I understand now, and can relatekhepri II wrote:kept in the dark and fed bull sh it
Although mr. beatle (or scarab, whatever...) believes everyone gets his jokes...
Posted: 02 Oct 2003, 13:54
i know no one ever gets my jokes DI 
so here's one just for you
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
thanks for your concern
MR Scarab.....X .......a joke in itself albeit too subtle for most
so here's one just for you
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
thanks for your concern
MR Scarab.....X .......a joke in itself albeit too subtle for most
Posted: 02 Oct 2003, 13:59
Posted: 02 Oct 2003, 21:06
That's an old one.khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI
so here's one just for you
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Posted: 02 Oct 2003, 21:39
yeah, that's how i knew you'd get itdead inside wrote:That's an old one.khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI
so here's one just for you
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
plenty of time for someone to explain its meaning
Posted: 03 Oct 2003, 21:06
khepri II wrote:yeah, that's how i knew you'd get itdead inside wrote:That's an old one.khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI
so here's one just for you
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
plenty of time for someone to explain its meaning
Remember: you'll pay for that dearly!
Posted: 22 Oct 2003, 00:30
irony & wit, and all on one page too, nice.....
I like it
regards
James Blast
I like it
regards
James Blast
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 15:43
good point! it might bite him!CellThree wrote:What's Moses going to do with a teapot?
Posted: 24 Nov 2003, 01:42
Adam said to Eve "Stand Back, I Dont How Big This Thing Gets"