Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 14 Jul 2022, 18:30
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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Jul 2022, 11:31
Breaking: Man loses glasses.
Spoiler: He finds them again.
Spoiler: He finds them again.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Jul 2022, 11:59
another case of
without and with glasses
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Jul 2022, 12:14
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 17 Jul 2022, 09:04
Probably the most "not news" news story in the history of "not news" news stories.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 19 Jul 2022, 10:46
More dogs participated than people
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 20 Jul 2022, 08:41
Pro-tip: When staging a drunken protest because the hotel won't let you into your room, try to protest at the correct hotel.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 12:38
Fire crews race into action to rescue woman from....*checks notes*......a deck chair.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 12:04
Today's Earth shattering bacon news you know you can't do without.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 24 Jul 2022, 13:46
Hayward Mark Dawkins, who cares for the animals on the two commons, said, "Cattle like to eat carrots but the public should not feed them....... ...while off-roading across the common in a Nissan Micra."
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 25 Jul 2022, 10:07
That's 'cause droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose...... They will break your finger though.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 26 Jul 2022, 12:00
Hotel chef pursues fleeing pair who crashed pickup into shop front. Then things get weird.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 28 Jul 2022, 01:15
The end is nigh https://www.foodandwine.com/news/velve ... -goldbelly
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 28 Jul 2022, 11:08
EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote: ↑28 Jul 2022, 01:15 The end is nigh https://www.foodandwine.com/news/velve ... -goldbelly
Martini's bad enough as it is
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 10:41
Marty the Zebra is missing in Missouri. If you come across a stray zebra, and it doesn't answer to Marty, that's the wrong one, so keep looking
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 13:01
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 13:06
iesus wrote: ↑02 Aug 2022, 13:01 Meanwhile a man has encountered an unusual problem with his Tesla or not?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 12:35
Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 15:22
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 05 Aug 2022, 12:11
Behold. The NASA space sausage.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 05 Aug 2022, 13:38
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 06 Aug 2022, 19:15
Actual headline: The Northumberland goats with GPS - no kidding.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 07 Aug 2022, 10:38
When 80's new wave bands go rogue.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 12 Aug 2022, 14:10
...with helpful video of what a bear high on "mad honey" might look like.