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Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:16
by James Blast
Comin' up Ms. Strange
wahnt anythin' played oan thi Jukeboax BTW?
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:20
by emilystrange
just get me pissed i'll dance to any old crap. except teh birdy song and agadoo. but obv they WONT be on our jukebox....
what an excellent host you are.
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:26
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:just get me pissed i'll dance to any old ****. except teh birdy song and agadoo. but obv they WONT be on our jukebox....
what an excellent host you are.
(Hides Barman Blast's copies of Agadoo's Greatest Hits and The Birdy Song)
"Whut? None ay that s**t in 'ere, doll! Whut d'ye ken aboot The Bay City Rollers?"
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:27
by emilystrange
loved them when i was 6 or so... i'm not pissed yet. what about you lot.
thats what i need, a good funny night out with booze.
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:33
by James Blast
We have been expecting you
you have come to the right place.
2 more posts and I'm....... OMG! what have I done?
<wanders off to watch Taggart>
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 22:43
by emilystrange
WHY is the post count so important? just get this party jumping young man. or i'll scream and scream and scream until i'm sick, and i can, you know
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 23:35
by James Blast
Can I see some ID Ms. Strange? it's all EBGs round these parts, we have a 23 age limit.
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 23:46
by Black Planet
Big Si wrote:emilystrange wrote:just get me pissed i'll dance to any old ****. except teh birdy song and agadoo. but obv they WONT be on our jukebox....
what an excellent host you are.
(Hides Barman Blast's copies of Agadoo's Greatest Hits and The Birdy Song)
"Whut? None ay that **** in 'ere, doll! Whut d'ye ken aboot The Bay City Rollers?"
Oh my f**king God! They look stunning. My little sis loved them. S A T U R D A Y Nite!
You have impressed me Big Si. But really they can't stay.
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 23:48
by Black Planet
Barman Blast....your gonna breach 1000 soon.
Congratulations for the effort.
BP throws confetti in the air, grabs Andrew for a celebratory kiss and heads off into the corner where she finds....
OMG! Duffy and ...AC?
Posted: 03 Dec 2003, 23:56
by James Blast
Made It!
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 00:39
by CorpPunk
Tinkerbell wrote:Big Si wrote:Does a quick double check of the Xmas list.....
"Mince Pies? - Aye!"
"Mistletoe? (Poison Ivy painted to look like Mistletoe) - Och Aye!
"
"Haggis? - Whut? Nae Haggis!
"
"Fairy for the Xmas Tree? - (looks up to see Tinkerbell bound and gagged on top of the Tree - "mmmph, mmmph!!!)
"
*struggles free and pokes the Big man in eye with her wand*
Uh-oh, there goes his one good eye. Now BP will have to install Braille keys on the cash register.
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 00:42
by Big Si
Big Si wrote:Tinkerbell wrote:Big Si wrote:Does a quick double check of the Xmas list.....
"Mince Pies? - Aye!"
"Mistletoe? (Poison Ivy painted to look like Mistletoe) - Och Aye!
"
"Haggis? - Whut? Nae Haggis!
"
"Fairy for the Xmas Tree? - (looks up to see Tinkerbell bound and gagged on top of the Tree - "mmmph, mmmph!!!)
"
*struggles free and pokes the Big man in eye with her wand*
.....Catches her and drops her in the slops
Dries her off with a mouldy old bar towel, and sticks the "Green" fairy on top of the new tree.....
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 00:47
by Big Si
CorpPunk wrote:
Uh-oh, there goes his one good eye. Now BP will have to install Braille keys on the cash register.
"Who the f**k let him back in?
Barman Blast!"
Goes to find flamethrower!
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 09:57
by emilystrange
Red Sunsets wrote:Can I see some ID Ms. Strange? it's all EBGs round these parts, we have a 23 age limit.
check my profile.. no one puts that birthdate on unless they mean it..
i can show you my fist will that do?
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 14:49
by Black Planet
I guess you didn't like my teeny tree, eh, Big Si? Oh well I'm not known for my decorative talent...guess we need DI back to decorate the place properly.
On another note, no flame throwers allowed
...you can keep the girllie tho.
Emily, didn't realize you were....EBG
Sorry. Barman Blast...give her a drink! She needs one, what with her week.
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 15:09
by emilystrange
s'ok only just arrived. i need SOMETHING...
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 20:48
by James Blast
The Liquid Nitrogen is pouring particularly well tonight Ms. Strange, may I suggest that, bucketful of course?
Big Man your the brawn in this operation, sort yer own battles oot an' leave me to deal with the punters.
NEXT!!!!
Where is the feckin DJ? calling Mr. The Goth.....
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 22:55
by emilystrange
whatever gets me up there fast!
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:18
by Angelchild
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:25
by Angelchild
After failing utterly to remember Angel amongst the cast of millions from the olde days, as well as checking out on the ladies present, Billy has been rounded up once more and sent back to the cheese toastie making
muttering to himself in rebelllious Mancunian
Angel heads for the bar for one her beloved Green Fairies and to take in the action around her......
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:32
by Big Si
Red Sunsets wrote:The Liquid Nitrogen is pouring particularly well tonight Ms. Strange, may I suggest that, bucketful of course?
Big Man your the brawn in this operation, sort yer own battles oot an' leave me to deal with the punters.
NEXT!!!!
Where is the feckin DJ? calling Mr. The Goth.....
"Reet, until "...thegoth" turns oop, we'll huv some ay thes!"
Je t'aime - Serge Gainsbourg
Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper
I didn't know i loved you - Gary Glitter
Some Velvet Morning - Lydia Lunch/ R.S Howard
I keep a close watch - John Cale
Stop draggin my heart around - Stevie Nicks
Venus in furs - Velvet underground
Sebastian - Cockney Rebel
White Rabbit - Jefferson Aeroplane
Pipeline - johnny thunders
Pink Floyd - See Emily Play
Rambling Rose - Mc5
Cello Concerto - Elgar
Alabama - Neil young
Blacks - furs
At the hop - danny and the juniors
Anyone who had a heart - Cilla black
Jet Set - Alan Vega
Mother of earth - the gun club
Jerusalem - ??
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:32
by James Blast
Weer a bit low on action the night Angel, but do try oor complimentary Angel Dust Nut Clusters, spread them aboot in fac.
NEXT!!!
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:35
by emilystrange
more gun club please
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:44
by ryan
Big Si wrote:Red Sunsets wrote:The Liquid Nitrogen is pouring particularly well tonight Ms. Strange, may I suggest that, bucketful of course?
Big Man your the brawn in this operation, sort yer own battles oot an' leave me to deal with the punters.
NEXT!!!!
Where is the feckin DJ? calling Mr. The Goth.....
"Reet, until "...thegoth" turns oop, we'll huv some ay thes!"
Je t'aime - Serge Gainsbourg
Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper
I didn't know i loved you - Gary Glitter
Some Velvet Morning - Lydia Lunch/ R.S Howard
I keep a close watch - John Cale
Stop draggin my heart around - Stevie Nicks
Venus in furs - Velvet underground
Sebastian - Cockney Rebel
White Rabbit - Jefferson Aeroplane
Pipeline - johnny thunders
Pink Floyd - See Emily Play
Rambling Rose - Mc5
Cello Concerto - Elgar
Alabama - Neil young
Blacks - furs
At the hop - danny and the juniors
Anyone who had a heart - Cilla black
Jet Set - Alan Vega
Mother of earth - the gun club
Jerusalem - ??
*passes the building and stays for venus in furs before quickly running off*
Posted: 04 Dec 2003, 23:45
by emilystrange
See Emily play? not on your life mr.
