Heartland

Dreamweapon wrote:Mine was meant to be Saturday, but has now been moved to january 10th... hopefully i will still have some festive cheer left

why was it moved?!?

mine's tonight

Ours has taken a turn for the better - it now consists of a pub crawl round Sheffield - meet at Swim Inn, everyone else moves onto crap 'trendy eurobars', I move to Dove & Rainbow with select groovy bunch of nurses who like having their ears licked! Sor-ted!

Wheelie

Dave Whelan wrote:Ours has taken a turn for the better - it now consists of a pub crawl round Sheffield - meet at Swim Inn, everyone else moves onto crap 'trendy eurobars', I move to Dove & Rainbow with select groovy bunch of nurses who like having their ears licked! Sor-ted!

Wheelie

lucky b*stard

mine is at "break for the border"

Went to Mrs JB's last friday. Don't know how but ended up on the top table next to the chairman's wife. Just prior to taking my seat Mrs JB's director told me Lady Chairman was completely barking. Great.

She asked what I did for living so I told her. 20mins later she asked me what I did for a living so I told her again. 20mins later ...yep, sooo I told her again. 20mins later (which in total real time was one pint of Stella, 3 bottles of Bud and a bottle of chardonnay) 'I'm a hitman for the CIA and have a contract on your husband'. 'Oh, thats nice dear ...'

Otherwise the evening was pretty uneventful. Other that me getting trashed. And stealing a xmas hamper (staff only). And fondling the bum of one of her friends (it was the silk dress I wanted to feel). And asking one of her friends if I could touch her breasts (I was doing a David Brent, honest!). And doing a triple salko on the way to the cab. Would have scored a 9.9 on most judges cards methinks. Luckily I landed on my head.

I've got my works doo this afternoon, at The Crown & Cushion in Welburn (a quaint little village on the way to Malton.) Serves fine real ales apparently...

Johnny Boy wrote:Went to Mrs JB's last friday. Don't know how but ended up on the top table next to the chairman's wife. Just prior to taking my seat Mrs JB's director told me Lady Chairman was completely barking. Great.

She asked what I did for living so I told her. 20mins later she asked me what I did for a living so I told her again. 20mins later ...yep, sooo I told her again. 20mins later (which in total real time was one pint of Stella, 3 bottles of Bud and a bottle of chardonnay) 'I'm a hitman for the CIA and have a contract on your husband'. 'Oh, thats nice dear ...'

Otherwise the evening was pretty uneventful. Other that me getting trashed. And stealing a xmas hamper (staff only). And fondling the bum of one of her friends (it was the silk dress I wanted to feel). And asking one of her friends if I could touch her breasts (I was doing a David Brent, honest!). And doing a triple salko on the way to the cab. Would have scored a 9.9 on most judges cards methinks. Luckily I landed on my head.

all in all a nice evening's work. a good job, well done.

Quiff Boy wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:Went to Mrs JB's last friday. Don't know how but ended up on the top table next to the chairman's wife. Just prior to taking my seat Mrs JB's director told me Lady Chairman was completely barking. Great.

She asked what I did for living so I told her. 20mins later she asked me what I did for a living so I told her again. 20mins later ...yep, sooo I told her again. 20mins later (which in total real time was one pint of Stella, 3 bottles of Bud and a bottle of chardonnay) 'I'm a hitman for the CIA and have a contract on your husband'. 'Oh, thats nice dear ...'

Otherwise the evening was pretty uneventful. Other that me getting trashed. And stealing a xmas hamper (staff only). And fondling the bum of one of her friends (it was the silk dress I wanted to feel). And asking one of her friends if I could touch her breasts (I was doing a David Brent, honest!). And doing a triple salko on the way to the cab. Would have scored a 9.9 on most judges cards methinks. Luckily I landed on my head.

all in all a nice evening's work. a good job, well done.

I think it's all about making the effort.

Ooooh, I did one last night with a great big scary company (the sort of people who could probably buy all of our asses). Names shall remain unmentioned. The MD put his credit card behind the bar, and that was it.

ding ding

round two ( maybe more)

We have a mini-office do tonite when the Gods descend and do the credit card behind the bar routine. My MD has just called (we'd been struggling for a venue other than a spit and sawdust pub) and said she'd managed to book us into a spanish tapas bar on the Clerkenwell Road and would I take a wander down and check it out. Gaudi, 63 Clerkenwell Rd. Looks expensive but I ain't paying. Outside was a review from the Guardian giving it 17/20. I started reading it and when describing the decor (I kid you not) it said ' ...the lighting is all eldritch gloom and punctuated by jolly paintings of a vaguely vaginal cast ...'

Another example of being pervy linked and doesn't he now live in spain? Spooky.

St John's would be my choice if eating in the area. Clerkenwell dining room also ok, but can be a bit spivvy, or the Real Greek if you want sthg slightly cheaper.

Clucking Belle wrote:St John's would be my choice if eating in the area. Clerkenwell dining room also ok, but can be a bit spivvy, or the Real Greek if you want sthg slightly cheaper.

Some excellent choices CB but when you've left the arrangements to an idiot who does nothing for three weeks and then passes the monkey, we're grateful for what we can get. God forbid it could have been a Wetherspoons.

Quiff Boy wrote:

Dave Whelan wrote:Ours has taken a turn for the better - it now consists of a pub crawl round Sheffield - meet at Swim Inn, everyone else moves onto **** 'trendy eurobars', I move to Dove & Rainbow with select groovy bunch of nurses who like having their ears licked! Sor-ted!

Wheelie

lucky b*stard

mine is at "break for the border"

OUCH! Ne'er mind, Quiffy, stomm happens. If you get bored, you know to where to head. And you should see some of the nurses!

Dave Whelan wrote:...I move to Dove & Rainbow with select groovy bunch of nurses who like having their ears licked! Sor-ted!

Hey! Whaddaya know! I like having *my* ears licked, too! Can I come along?

SINsister wrote:

Dave Whelan wrote:...I move to Dove & Rainbow with select groovy bunch of nurses who like having their ears licked! Sor-ted!

Hey! Whaddaya know! I like having *my* ears licked, too! Can I come along?

But of course, more the merrier.

<-----local government, go figure

Monday afternoon beckons, dread aproaches.

Clucking Belle wrote:St John's would be my choice if eating in the area. Clerkenwell dining room also ok, but can be a bit spivvy, or the Real Greek if you want sthg slightly cheaper.

St johns is cool if you donrt minf d the falg and the Queen in heer hat

Quiff Boy wrote:

Ganith wrote:I intend to get completely drunk and F***k 'em all!

blimey!

i've seen that jodie foster film... just be careful!

I didn't!...

F***k 'em, I mean!

Ganith

G i'm here if u need me

don't want to start a thread an' all

khepri II wrote:St johns is cool if you donrt minf d the falg and the Queen in heer hat

Eh?

khepri II wrote:G i'm here if u need me

don't want to start a thread an' all

U know I do



Ganith

Red Sunsets wrote:I stuck with the Guinness whilst mayhem ruled all around me from the jelly crew.

#

If only I did!

I don't do works dos anymore. I can barely stand most of my colleagues as it is, & as they all get tanked & I can hold my liquor I tend to end up nominated to cajole this year's daft mare to stop crying & come out of the bog. Whereas if I had my way I would be more likely to slip a razor blade under the door & suggest she do us all a favour.

Hmmm. Not getting festive yet....

M

Red Sunsets wrote:

khepri II wrote:St johns is cool if you donrt minf d the falg and the Queen in heer hat

Eh?

Does that mean you've started drinking khepri?

mayhem wrote: Whereas if I had my way I would be more likely to slip a razor blade under the door & suggest she do us all a favour.

* JB makes mental note never to invite mayhem round to meet mother *

markfiend wrote:

Red Sunsets wrote:

khepri II wrote:St johns is cool if you donrt minf d the falg and the Queen in heer hat

Eh?

Does that mean you've started drinking khepri?

possibly