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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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d00mw0lf wrote:yeah.
*has finger hovering over the "BAN USER" button*

;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:yeah.
*has finger hovering over the "BAN USER" button*

;)
i'm ready ;D

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s'nowt to do with me!
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d00mw0lf wrote:s'nowt to do with me!
i know!! thanks for the "heads up" :o
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http://www.musicfanclubs.org/cgi-bin/ya ... rd=general

noone said owt about our lot going over there :P
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d00mw0lf wrote:http://www.musicfanclubs.org/cgi-bin/ya ... rd=general

noone said owt about our lot going over there :P
hmmmm :|

best to not let them know about us, if thats the case! :o
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Red Sunsets wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I don't like dirty dishes in my sink, and I am NOT gonna make your bloody tea.
I've made us a homemade lasgne Hon, how does that sound? Then afterwards I'll wash and dry, run you a bath and give you a 'full body' massage. What happens next is private, and also very rude...
*whip*tchaccccccc*whip*
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d00mw0lf wrote:
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d00mw0lf wrote: the cureboard's no trouble. it's when the MFC lot start arriving you need to start worrying :|
and who pray tell are the mfc?!?
the cure board is part of a group of boards run by MFC (music fan clubs) most of the boards are totally inactive and have been taken over by rabid curefans (last i heard, the spice girls board was being used as the lol tolhurst board)
there's a general board on there and... you don't wanna go there.
yeah but Lol is a complete and utter wa*k biscuit
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Sexygoth wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: and who pray tell are the mfc?!?
the cure board is part of a group of boards run by MFC (music fan clubs) most of the boards are totally inactive and have been taken over by rabid curefans (last i heard, the spice girls board was being used as the lol tolhurst board)
there's a general board on there and... you don't wanna go there.
yeah but Lol is a complete and utter wa*k biscuit
noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! worship the tolhunky!
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I will not......the big Robert Smith wannbe
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Quiff Boy wrote:and where the hell have all these new members come from? :o 8) :notworthy:
well I invited lily
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Red Sunsets wrote: What happens next is private, and also very rude...
And, one presumes it has to be done in the naughty, naked nude???

:wink:
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Oh Ms debaser, you are so rooooooooode
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Sexygoth wrote:Oh Ms debaser, you are so rooooooooode
@ SG - :notworthy: I thought that Ms Debaser :notworthy: was only stating the "Bloody Obvious" :wink:

It would appear - given the ages and inclinations of many "Heartlanders" that "SEX" and the obssession of it is a major past time - or am I just talking "Bollocks" (as usual :wink: )
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the latter
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Sexygoth wrote:the latter
I know - I am nothing if not 'consistent' :wink:
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Debaser wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote: What happens next is private, and also very rude...
And, one presumes it has to be done in the naughty, naked nude???

:wink:

:roll: :roll:

Guess we are busted?
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For those who are too young to know better, they are lyrics, from Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Wake Up And Make Love With Me from New Boots and Panties.
Just thought you'd like to be informed. :D
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And there you lot were, casting nasturtiums upon my character

Cheeky scrotes :rolleyes:

Least WE knew what we was on about RS
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eeek where's a rolleyes when you really need one huh? :roll:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:It would appear - given the ages and inclinations of many "Heartlanders" that "SEX" and the obssession of it is a major past time...
You are correct, Sir! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

For some of us, though, that's the unfortunate result of never actually *getting* any... :cry: :evil: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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indeed :twisted: :twisted:
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Was there a problem with the lust factor we gals are endowed with? :twisted: :twisted:

I thought not. :wink:
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Yeah, but it got to be root down, and hard 'n' dirty and featuring some Hawkwind when Lemmy was in them.

and now a quote from those days...

"At one point we just thought 'f*ck it, let's phase the whole lot'. It was like hearing music blown about by the wind - Dave Brock, Hawkwind
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Oh I see, it's ok for guys to get down and dirty, but when us gals get going....it's not?

This thread is for the gals..so take what you get.
:)

And yes, we can and do get raunchy when left alone to our own girlish devices.
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