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Gripper wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:I have no attraction to anyone 'cept large chested Manc maidens.
You lucky b*****d.
Quite. Why would you wish to attract anything less?

Speaking of which, I really should organise a trip over to Rockworld. Not been since Rammstein were in town, whenever that was.
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Red Sunsets wrote:I have the face God gave me, it says F.O.A.D!
I have no attraction to anyone 'cept large chested Manc maidens.
I don't know what manc is, but large chested maidens i do.

Oh they are niiiiice, do you have a spare one i can borrow?
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:I have the face God gave me, it says F.O.A.D!
I have no attraction to anyone 'cept large chested Manc maidens.
I don't know what manc is, but large chested maidens i do.

Oh they are niiiiice, do you have a spare one i can borrow?
'manc' is 'from Manchester'. And no, I don't. Sorry.
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Wondering if I should even bother trying to drag this back on-topic (large chested Manc maidens... hmmmm...) but on Saturday Mrs markfiend and I spent an hour and a half in the pub being harangued by an Irishman who had escaped from Leeds General Infirmary. He'd told the doctors he was nipping out for a fag, but came for a drink instead. :eek:

We ended up escaping to a different pub ;D
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i thought thats what i was here for...
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markfiend wrote:Wondering if I should even bother trying to drag this back on-topic (large chested Manc maidens... hmmmm...) but on Saturday Mrs markfiend and I spent an hour and a half in the pub being harangued by an Irishman who had escaped from Leeds General Infirmary. He'd told the doctors he was nipping out for a fag, but came for a drink instead. :eek:

We ended up escaping to a different pub ;D
nice pub :eek:

which one was it? so i can avoid it! :urff: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:nice pub :eek:

which one was it? so i can avoid it! :urff: :lol:
It was The Victoria Hotel on Great George Street. And it is a nice pub usually. Just a bit too close to the LGI it seems :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Wondering if I should even bother trying to drag this back on-topic (large chested Manc maidens... hmmmm...) but on Saturday Mrs markfiend and I spent an hour and a half in the pub being harangued by an Irishman who had escaped from Leeds General Infirmary. He'd told the doctors he was nipping out for a fag, but came for a drink instead. :eek:

We ended up escaping to a different pub ;D

Strange as this seems Mr Feind, I was in Leeds on Saturday too (no, that bits not the strange bit...) & an Irish nutjob saying he'd been in hospital was speaking to me too !!!! He said he'd escaped that morning & that he really needed me to give him 50 quid so he could get the train home to London. Twas Around 6pm in a pub down the Headrow I can't remember the name of... ring any bells !?!?!
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It must be the same bloke. Was he talking about what a s**t George Bush is, and telling you he played the bodhran?
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Ahh, just seen the above post. Maybe the nutter was doing a pub crawl.
Was he small with Glasses & wearing a disgusting brown jacket thing ?
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He didn't have glasses as far as I can remember. Maybe there was more than one mad Irish hospital escapee on Saturday!
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Aye probably so in that case.
It wasn't the first time I've had an odd Irish geezer talk to me in Leeds either. Maybe there's some weird nut house underground or something.
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My girlfriend says she attracts weirdos, but I don't believe her.
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hallucienate wrote:My girlfriend says she attracts weirdos, but I don't believe her.
Believe her.
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Purple Light wrote:Maybe there's some weird nut house underground or something.
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Puts me in mind of Ben Elton's "Double seat" rant. I always used to get the crazy eyed, drunken bums sitting down next to me. Can't think why.
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CorpPunk wrote:Oh fine, I'll just have to find someone else to play with.

Hello? :P
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Are you a weirdo?

I should hope so...self-professed 'normal' people need not apply.
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I am as normal as they come. :innocent:

In fact lately I'v been told over and over that I am far from normal. :innocent:
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Thrash Harry wrote:Puts me in mind of Ben Elton's "Double seat" rant. I always used to get the crazy eyed, drunken bums sitting down next to me. Can't think why.
That usually happens to me as well :roll:
I guess I must have one of those faces too, as I seem to attract them as well. Especially during my teenage years at gigs.
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Angelchild wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Puts me in mind of Ben Elton's "Double seat" rant. I always used to get the crazy eyed, drunken bums sitting down next to me. Can't think why.
That usually happens to me as well :roll:
I guess I must have one of those faces too, as I seem to attract them as well. Especially during my teenage years at gigs.
Did I ever meet you at a Faith No More gig in Leeds once? :wink:
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No, I have seen FNM, but it wasn't Leeds. I've only been to Leeds a couple of times (shopping mainly) in 1988. It was probly someone who looked like me(my piccie is in the Members Gallery how I looked in 1988)
I saw many a gig around Newcastle from 1988 to 1990 if that's any help :D
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:( no couldn't have been you :( cause I know I would have remembered such a little cutie :wink:
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Yes, definitely. Mainly incredibly annoying weirdos. :evil:
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SINsister wrote:Yes, definitely. Mainly incredibly annoying weirdos. :evil:
Right. Maybe you need to change the www link shorlisted to:

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